I posed naked for some guy who was taking naked photos. He asked me if I wanted to get naked for the naked photos and I said, yes, I'll get naked. Now I find out he has naked photos of me. I feel betrayed and bitter. I am devastated, obviously. No one expects to pose naked for naked photos and then find out people will see you naked.*
On top of that, someone is accusing me of stealing a necklace from the dollar store when it was clearly loaned to me. I have no reason to lie or steal necklaces from the dollar store. Some people have suggested I need rehab. That is so absurd. Why would I need rehab when I'm not even pregnant? Duuh. Obviously, this is not a good day for me. What are you up to?
On top of that, someone is accusing me of stealing a necklace from the dollar store when it was clearly loaned to me. I have no reason to lie or steal necklaces from the dollar store. Some people have suggested I need rehab. That is so absurd. Why would I need rehab when I'm not even pregnant? Duuh. Obviously, this is not a good day for me. What are you up to?
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Too funny DD, but unfortunately true.
It's close to quitting time for me so I'm about to get out of here.
We finally have the sun out here in SC. It's still cold though. We have a chance of snow Thursday.
I hope you're staying warm.
~Palmetto Girl
Got my throw plugged in. Sharing with Niki. It's 0 here and that sucks a big one.
It warmed up here yesterday and today..Mid 40s. The sun has hidden and we are having a minor snow squall.
I am thinking about all the tulips and allium bulbs I planted in September/October. I cannot wait to see them. Do you have any plans for the yard this year DD?
I have a dappled shade bed that is neglected. I am going to do some work on it this year.
Basically I am just day dreaming today. I did some housework but this weather makes my hands and fingers hurt..have to take it easy.
UUGGHH!!! I think it's time for you to move. There is no way I could deal with that.
~Palmetto Girl
Heidi, I don't have any plans. I'll have flower beds. A dappled shade bed is one of the best places to grow flowers though. Coleas, impatients, hostas! You'll have to let us know what you do with it.
Home with my two who are both sick :(. My eldest was home yesterday already. But I hear them starting to squabble so I'm guessing they are on the mend!
Sun is out and it's a balmy 50+ here. Wish I could send you some warmth, DD.
Glad you wrote some new posts! I was getting tired of looking at Holly's constipated face.
I hope your kids feel better. Sick kids are no fun.
It's zero here, too, and everything in my body is aching.
Glad you changed your post, DD. I'd much rather look at your naked pictures than that ugly Playboy skank! Funny post!
Hope the sick kids get better soon. Darn it. Two home sick.
I am jumping up and down because Mine FINALLY! Went back to school after FIVE snow days. My husband joked "this house looks like a frat house during Rush week." ha haha.
Yeah no kidding and who is the king Greek! He thinks he is way more funny than he really is.....
I dunno..he's pretty funny.
I have hostas up there now and a Hydrangea that is doing wonderfully. There is a 50 lb garage sale cement St. Francis, weeds, and this bush that attracts Monarch butterflies but I cannot remember the name of it to save my life. I will take a pic in the Spring.
Lots and lots of weeds. I find that I plant alot of purple. I think I want to plant some more yellow to compliment.
I do not know. We will see. If you think of anything else that likes that kind of shade..let me know.
Sorry about the two sick kids and the kids home on snow days. Ugh. I remember well.
My oldest is bringing her long lost beau over tonight after they go to dinner. They broke up for a year and now they are taking things slowly.
We will see.
"If you think of anything else that likes that kind of shade..let me know."
bleeding heart, primrose, fern, turtlehead, lily of the valley, and vinca vine for a few. Primroses come in yellow. For cheap perenials check out a site called gracefulgardens.com. I am not affiliated with it in any way but I order from it every year and it's fantastic!
Hey that is Funnnnny!! I'm not going to discuss weather, cuz it's not fair to my nice freezing friends! I'm making some turkey meatloaf and rosemary garlic rose potatoes for dinner. Went for a ride. Scrubbed my bathroom. Washed the Dog and that's it. Oh, relisting on Ebay and going to Curves. Oh and making some Tangerine and Meyer lemon Marmalade. How do I get home made canned goods to you? Through Tia? Let me know!
Bima
also Heidi, forget me nots, they are a pretty blue in early spring then disappear in summer.
Seriously!!! Dumb Whore. If you're going to pose naked, people are going to see you naked!! Why is that dumb whore even remotely relevant??? I don't understand . . .
I still have this upper respiratory thing going on. I feel like I have emphysema. it ruined my birthday. Trying to take care of myself and my dog who has possibly ruptured his ACL leaping through the gigantic mounds of snow here. I'll know in a week if he needs surgery. On top of that, my husband comes home and says there's something wrong with the car. What next? Oh, and today my son tells me he's thinking about applying for this job in San Francisco which he's pretty sure he would get. That would mean saying good-bye to my grandson and the one on the way.
It's freezing here too. Going down to below zero tonight with a high of 6 tomorrow. Looking at the giant mound of snow heaped in my garden makes me want to cry.(along with 100 other things) I am so sick of fucking winter I could fly. Pretty much sick of life in general.
It started snowing again here in KC a couple hours ago. I am not impressed.
Got off work and I had a craving for IceCream. Dan told me I was crazy for wanting it since it was like zero degrees out.
Went on a car ride with Dan to the computer store. Saw a custom license plate that read "3NUTS33". Dan decided it meant that he has three nuts and was one of 33 people on earth who had 3 nuts. I said it meant that he was NUTS about the number 3! Pretty sure I won.
Did you guys see Christina Aguilera Butcher the National Anthem at the Super Bowl? LOL here are the lyrics:
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
here is the youtube site of her singing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbhMl0Lx62U&feature=related
Does anyone know what ramparts are anyway?
I'm sorry she messed up I thought is sounded good.
I understand a side bet in Vegas 'how long does she hold the note on brave.'
Crazy what people will bet on.
I can't believe that there are people who DON'T know the lyrics to The Star Spangled Banner.
gonna be hi 40's by Sunday here in Indiana. Today its 1. LOL! At night the temps are just mean!!! & the windchill, fugetabouit!!! Yay for Sunday, hurry up. WE need the ice & snow to melt. Its about 12" deep in my driveway, like snow-cement! Gah! Am sick & tired of winter. I feel like I live in the arctic! Brrrrr!!!!!!!!!
Tonya- Remember the Jackson 5 had to sing it for a baseball game when they were first starting out and they had never sung it? They didnt know the words because as JW's they were not allowed to sing that or say the pledge. But, their dad, seeing the $$$$$ signs, let them sing it anyway. LOL!!! Yea, religion kinda goes out the window when there's money involved for that family. It's dumb anyways, I am glad they broke free of it. We used to have to sing america songs every morning in class when I was little and do the pledge too. Kids back in the day knew the words, kids now, they dont. X-Tina goofed. I am not a huge fan anyway. She warbles & pitches too much.
A rampart is a defense, like a fort or some shit made of dirt. I heard she sang about something reaming.
She reamed that song, maybe thats it???
She kinda sux anyway. Who in their right mind would let their ex husband still live in the same house as her & her new BF? & their kid??!!!! She's not right to have that happening, she's got the money, I guess she has always supported him and he has no place to go? But dayum, he has zero pride. The kid probably doesnt know if he's pitching or catching.
Shoot I'm Canadian and I know the words to the US anthem. Maybe she choked?
Choked OR just maybe she f'ed it up deliberately. Anyone know if she's got a new CD coming out anytime soon? I mean really, if she hadn't messed up, once she left the podium the publicity generated by singing at the Super Bowl was done cause the performance wasn't that memorable on its own.
Frimmy, that fills me with shame. Now I must go learn the words to O Canada.
New Yorker piece on scientology
it is LONG, really really long, but it is fascinating.....i'm still reading it....thought some others might like to read it too....
Tia!!!! I would love to read this! Ever since I heard the FBI has now gotten involved. This will be great. This is when I wish I had a Nook or Kindle! Gah! I am gonna read this Tia! Thanks!
PS: I really LOVE it when organized religions get exposed for the shady sh** they do behind closed doors. The worst things go on there, ya know? So, its wonderful when the truth comes out. I read Tommy was in some sort of trance during a Scientology revival during a choir performance. Thats scary.
Thanks all for the well wishes and commiserating over my two sick kids! They are both back in school and full of beans; just the way I like them.
Will now have time to read the article Miss Tia recommended!
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