My neighbor's nasty kids and six of their nasty friends drug the trampoline up next to my window and are bouncing on it in the snow..and having a screaming contest. They sound like the Raptors in Jurassic Park on crank.
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sally
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If they leave it out tonight--you should throw water on it. Maybe it will freeze and ruin it?
Wouldn't matter. They won't care. The father is a garbage man, so he gets up at 4 am, slams the doors, lets the barkers out, revs the truck for 30 min. I get up too. Every morning at 4 am. Kids get up at 7 am, slam, scream, fight, cry. Quiet until 3pm..then the hell starts over. When it gets dark they crawl in and out the window and scream and fight. Weekends suck the worst, it's all day and night noise.
Do they still make ExLax in those little chocolate bars? I'll send you the money, and you can casually toss them over the fence some night. Wait until Easter and they can blame the Bunny.
I would take a razor and score the mat. After a few jumps the trampoline would be no more. Or I'd make sure I lined dog shit on the ground around the outer perimeter or I'd just throw dog shit all over it.
Good ideas here. I vote that you plant poison ivy around your entire fucking yard. Failing that, go draw some pentagrams and stuff so they'll be scared to go in the crazy witch's yard.
spray cooking spray onto something they will touch....then liberally sprinkle cayenne pepper on the cooking spray...like on a fence or something where they climb over into your yard....
stealing that out of your car is FUCKED UP.....that fucking pisses me off just reading about that and i can imagine how pissed and upset that made you.....
My neighbor's nasty kids and six of their nasty friends drug the trampoline up next to my window and are bouncing on it in the snow..and having a screaming contest. They sound like the Raptors in Jurassic Park on crank.
14 comments:
If they leave it out tonight--you should throw water on it. Maybe it will freeze and ruin it?
i like how you think sally! ;) i don't think that would ruin it though....
Wouldn't matter. They won't care. The father is a garbage man, so he gets up at 4 am, slams the doors, lets the barkers out, revs the truck for 30 min. I get up too. Every morning at 4 am. Kids get up at 7 am, slam, scream, fight, cry. Quiet until 3pm..then the hell starts over. When it gets dark they crawl in and out the window and scream and fight. Weekends suck the worst, it's all day and night noise.
and they're probably the type of mother fuckers that if you ever once did anything loud they'd bitch up a storm.....
Release the T-Rex.
I don't mind hearing kids play, but this isn't normal. It sounds like Jurassic murder. Ha ha, someone called the cops.
awesome!!!
Do they still make ExLax in those little chocolate bars? I'll send you the money, and you can casually toss them over the fence some night. Wait until Easter and they can blame the Bunny.
I would take a razor and score the mat. After a few jumps the trampoline would be no more. Or I'd make sure I lined dog shit on the ground around the outer perimeter or I'd just throw dog shit all over it.
Good ideas here. I vote that you plant poison ivy around your entire fucking yard. Failing that, go draw some pentagrams and stuff so they'll be scared to go in the crazy witch's yard.
They steal things out of my car too. They stole my son's skull thingy I had hanging in there. They aren't little kids.
Dog shit? They have that everywhere over there. 2 dogs, never ever cleaned up after. Poop all over. In Summer it stinks to hell.
spray cooking spray onto something they will touch....then liberally sprinkle cayenne pepper on the cooking spray...like on a fence or something where they climb over into your yard....
stealing that out of your car is FUCKED UP.....that fucking pisses me off just reading about that and i can imagine how pissed and upset that made you.....
Can't be replaced. You know? I try not to get mad at them, but, they are so loud and weird.
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