Some dude bought a bag of candy hearts for his kid and the 12 year old found one that said "nice tits." He has been busy emailing the candy manufacturer, the store manager and the local news...who broadcast the story but blurred out the word tits so no one else's life was ruined. Jebus. He needs to let me know when his kid finds one that says, "shut the fuck up, you whiney baby goody two shoes with too much damn time on your lily white hands and you shoulda just ate that fucker like a big purple dick, fuck you'' on it.
10 comments:
that'd be another suggestion for your hearts above....
nice tits
STFU
:D
thats hilarious!!! I love it! hahahaha!!!!! Somebody at work got bored! Is this a Disney company? They do this sh** all the time and it slips past the censors. I get a kick out of it. I know a gal that worked at the Peter Paul company near us, she was on the Almond Joy line, she was bored, and saw a fly and grabbed him and stuck him on top of one of the Almond Joy bars. It went thru the enrobing machine and went out. I got a kick out of that too. But I dont eat Almond Joys. LOL!!! People have to make their own fun at work I suppose. This is funny.
You are so right Pat. Gawd, you make me fucking laugh so hard every damn day. Except when you take to your bed.
Jezibel
Can we have an AMEN!
Sweet Jebus you are so funnY!!
That is so f***ing funny. If only people used their righteous indignation for good instead of being whiny assh*les.
Beth
Thanks for adding it to your banner. Now that is some funny stuff.
Nice Tits Dishy
Finding that in my bag of candy would totally make my day! Not only that, I'd be calling all my friends to tell them about it and possibly inviting them over to see it...LOL!
Ahahahaha!!!!
I'd love a heart that said that cuz it would have to be a really really big candy. Win/win
For the love of God! Sue Someone over this sexual harassment!
LOL you nailed this one.
That's a good one...we didn't think of that one the other day...nice tits...love it!
K
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