I'm not going to see Black Swan. I don't want to. That movie has fucked up my life enough already. Let's not even talk about my hate for Portman and how glad I am that she's fat and marrying K-Fed the second. Let's not rant about the constant articles that come out every fucking day by psychiatrists and therapists who discuss everything from mommy issues to anorexia in baller-fucking-rinas. Or baller-fucking-rinas in the news for weight issues and bull-fucking-lemia. OR even how Portfuck has fucked up my ballet flat collection worse than Amy Winerun. Okay. Or even how stupid fucking retards on Facebook now think they can be a 5 foot fucking 2 baller-fucking-rina. Fuck me.Camille should have been Black Swan. She was a real dancer and she could be picking out her 'goin' to the Oscars' dramatic gown. That is all I have to say. Fuck Black Swan in the ass.
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oh, that's bad. it is a really good movie.
but don't fuck camille as black swan in the ass cuz she has IBS.... :D
i don't like portman either...she seems so pretentious.....
For being so "well-educated" she doesn't sound very smart or come off as very well spoken when she speaks.
I liked Black Swan though...
Annie
A male baller-fucking-rina is called a Ballereno. Things I learned from Jessica Simpson.
*I forgot how to add a link in the blog and I am tired and do not feel like figuring it out.*
Chelsea found this for me. Look Effects is the Effects company that did Black Swan. It has this video that shows you ALL the special fx stuff even the parts where Natalie`s face is added to a ballerina`s body! I saw it myself when they first watched it. Unfortunately, those parts were taken out of this video. Because when you see it, you realize that Natalie did not DO any dancing like she claims.
You can watch the other special fx if you want though.
http://www.lookfx.com/
I guess if I searched enough I could find a copy on Youtube.
Award winning use of the f-word.
Oh cool link Heidi, I posted it on my fb. I love seeing special FX applications.
Black Swan is a great movie. Open up your mind to it.
I thought Black Swan was horrible, and I actually like Natalie Portman. I have no idea who Camille is. But I don't know why every time someone calls something a "psychological thriller", it always means the same thing. It was very generic. Parts of it were shot pretty, though. But I thought it was unneccessarily over-sexed, too, and I watch Californication and crap like that. I mean, in real life, if your ballerina instructor started fingering you to get you to loosen up, that guy would go to jail because he was a perv. Not be your love interest. Gag me.
I agree with Jessica. I thought it was a self-indulgent piece of crap with rather narcissistic, unlikeable characters! Watched it last night. There's two hours of my life I will never get back. LOL!
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