Saturday, March 26, 2011

Head crime

I don't know the specifics of Rihanna's genetic makeup, but, if she's putting herself out there as even 1% black (OMG, don't tell Paris Hilton or Halle Berry) then she's blown that perspective for me. Because I guarun-goldang-tee you that black women can rock a wig. There's none of this not covering your hair line crap and what the hell is up with thos curling iron marks? It was bad enough when she was wearing the orange raggedy ann doll slop mop on her head, but, this is even worse. It's like she killed a polyester and jammed it on like a cap during the world's worst hangover. Or maybe she passed out in the street and those are truck tire marks on her head.

2 comments:

Alison said...

Rihanna always looks so bad! I don't understand why people think she is stylish. I believe it was Tim Gunn who said, "They are costumes, not fashion." He was speaking about Lady Gaga's hair and clothes, but it works for Rihanna's too.

Jane said...

Yow!!!!