Katie Holmes is trying to explain, on Ellen, why Suri had a box of Gummi Penis's. You can read it HERE. But, what stood out to me was this statement by Katie, “Recently, I took Suri to get ice cream in New York at this place called Serendipity that we go to all the time. It’s for kids. The clientele is children.” Really? Then why do they stock something called Cock Blocker and what's with the skimpy panties and lingerie in the background? And she tries to play it off like she thought the Gummi Penis' were "Swedish fish". Give me a break. I realize anyone married to The Little General doesn't see much dick, but, seriously? Now, don't think I give two craps about a kid grabbing something they shouldn't have, that's called life, but, why lie? Something is fishy about her story and it aint the penwas.
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Wow! She really must be medicated to not see that.
roflol.
Janie
I've done a little research and apparently the Cock Blocker is a rooster-shaped bottle stopper. Great stocking stuffers for the double-entendre loving wine-swiller in your family.
yeah she was in the ADULT CANDY SECTION and her scientology handlers didn't know enough to pull katie away from that....they probably thought it would be nice for katie to experience to normal adult grown up sexual things for once, but they should have thought of suri.....
lol.. crabbie and tia. Katie is experiencing the other side of sex. Tommy told it was okay. Since probably the last time they had sex suri was created.
Thanks crabbie..trust you to know about cock blockers.
I still can't believe this is an ice cream shop. Where was the ice cream?
If you go into an ice cream shop, I'm assuming you will leave with ice cream! Sometimes, I just feel sorry for Katie!
"Since probably the last time they had sex suri was created."
Yeah, with a turkey baster.
Katie is as childish as her daughter. She seem to be a very naive and probably dumb woman and Tom Cruise is a disgusting perv-ass for marrying her.
why is Tom a perv?
He just needed a beard. A docile, reasonable good looking woman willing to pose for the cameras and giving birth to a baby (whose baby is secondary).
Katie is a grown up woman. She knew what she was doing when she signed the contracts. You can not always blame the man. I know among feminists other frustrated women this is a standard reaction: blame the man.
But hey, you want to be independent and strong and to be respected. So stand by your decisions.
Katie made hers and it is her problem. Nobody's else. While Tom is creepy it is not his fault if Katie is unable to deal with the situation.
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