Thursday, March 31, 2011

THIS is how to dress for shopping

..If you're Jada Pinkett Preposterous Smith and her whip ma hair kid. It gave me a headache. The shoes look like something you'd walk out of and remind me of black painted tissue boxes. And what the hell is that necklace about? It looks like it would double as a masochists dildo if you were bored at the bus stop. The bag is a beacon for UFO's, which actually makes sense with these people. Like, beam me up, I am too good for this planet. I won't even mention the hat. Or the horse quilt. When does the line between rich and cool get crossed into 'I'm an idiot and ridiculous' territory?

17 comments:

miss tia said...

it takes a lot of money to look that bad....

Dirty Disher said...

LOL, yeah. I forgot.

Dirty Disher said...

Oh, and do you have a hangover? Heh heh. :)

bima said...

Uh, excuuuussse ME! I would never put that on my horse!

miss tia said...

haha, nope, did NOT have a hang over at all! rum is my drink for a good drunk on, as i get no hangover!! now if it had been beer or whiskey, then yeah i'd have had a hangover!

Unknown said...

What is it with the coat half hanging???? ugh these people annoy me so much. Skip and fast forward!

sally said...

Jada looks like a pimp! She's a pimp turning out her favorite ho!

just wondering said...

All that money and yet they are still pimping out their kids. Can't they let the kids keep their privacy till adulthood? Do they have to make them famous now?

People should have to take a test before having kids.

Frimmy said...

Fugly clothes & attitude.

Alison said...

Jada looks like Inspector Gadget.

Noelle said...

inspector gadget. LOL
This is off topic but it's cool a friend shared the link below with me yesterday and it's a live camera in an eagles nest with three eggs ready to hatch. This morning both eagles where there to trade off sitting duty.
http://www.ustream.tv/decoraheagles
if nature watching is your thing this is very cool.

Dirty Disher said...

Thanks!

Barbara in VA said...

Good taste, Jada doesn't know from that. Why would someone wealthy enough to dress or be dressed to the 9's be so tacky with a capital "T"?

Unknown said...

Wow Jade really keeps up with the matrix role. She looks like a futuristic Jody Foster In Taxi. Willow well she can go shop with Angelina kids.

Unknown said...

miss tia said...
it takes a lot of money to look that bad....


That is one of the best responses I have come across in many a millennium.

( I keep picturing myself and my daughter going to B&N in our sweats.)

Major Majormajor said...

Just so you know, Robert is bedbugsandballyhoo. I am so pissed off at blogger right now.

Anonymous said...

I hate this family. A bunch of snobby, pretentious show-offs. That girl (Willow) is cringe worthy now, what will she grow up into? gagme