Say Yes To The Dress used to be a good show. All about the dramas of wedding dress shopping. Now it's all about fat ass ugly brides. If you are normal sized or skinny, do not even apply to this show. You must be ugly as fuck, at least 500 pounds and have the disposition of a warthog on crack. Big fat ugly brides want strapless, they want to be a princess on their day. THEIR DAY! WAAAAAAAAA! Daddy will only give me $5,000 to spend on my princess dress! WAAAAAA!
I want to shoot them all in the head and they'd be an easy target because most of them are the size of a fucking city bus. Big bliss, my fucking ass. You wanna be a pretty princess on YOUR day? Then die and get reincarnated. That's the only way it will happen. It should be called the Mean Stupid Hog Show.
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And I'm not even talking about normal fat here. Watch the show. These bitches are whales in strapless tents.
Strapless is not for every body type.
What a freak show.
Most women do not look good in strapless gowns. You need to be thin and fit to pull that off. And strapless on an obese girl is just hard to look at. I'm always so embarassed for them. I hate it when they spill out over the top of the dress. It looks painful.
I watch the show sometimes. Haven't seen it lately... can't imagine spending that kind of money on a wedding dress. What a scam!
I hate people that spend tens of thousands of dollars on their wedding. What a narcissistic lot. I just read somewhere about a girl spending $3000 on a fucking prom dress. I guess Promzillas are the new Bridezillas? Fucking attention whores. I'd elope and put that money toward a house.
No shit, they now call the show Say Yes To The Dress, Big Bliss. Thier claim to fame is that they have the biggest wedding dresses in the world. It pisses me off. All this catering to fat people pisses me off. Not everyone is fat. Not that you should be ashamed to be fat, but, why should a skinny girl be treated like shit now?? Not every one is fat.
And the tops of those giant gowns, omfg...awful.
I'm a big ol' girl myself and I'm grossed out by fat women who want to let all their skin fall out. They feel 'empowered.' I feel nauseated. There should be a law against strapless gowns over a size 12. And skintight maternity tops. Man, I hate those.
Fat catering. It makes me tired.
everyone woman deserves to look nice on her wedding day, Yes DD, even the fat ones.
Big bliss bugs me as well, why can't they have skinny and fat girls all in the same show, why separate them.
I am plus size and a bride 3 years ago. I was terrified about going dress shopping. Most places only carry up to size 10. You can buy any dress you want, but once it's in your size and you don't like it...tough. So it is nice that places have bigger dresses. I got mine at David's Bridal for $599, I can't imagine spending thousands of dollars on a dress and have it sitting in a rubbermaid container in the basement (where mine is now, I didn't do the professional cleaning and boxing thing.)
My dress was a halter style. I tried on strapless, and almost bought one, but couldn't do it, I pictured myself pulling it up all day. When I went to get my undergarment the lady at the store actually said to me that she was happy that I didn't go strapless as she sees so many girls who can't and shouldn't pull it off.
After my wedding I got a few e-mails from bigger sized friends who were engaged asking me where I found a flattering dress, they were worried about finding good dresses as well.
I don't even care if the women are fat or thin, I hate ALL bridezillas and their damn tantrums. OOOHH I HAVE TO HAVE A $29826700 TIARA AND ONE MILLION WHITE ROSES BECAUSE I'M A PRINCESSSSSSS AND THIS IS MYYYYYYY SPECIAL DAY!!! I KNOW IT WILL BLOW OUR BUDGET BUT I DON'T CAAAARE! I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!1!!
If I was gonna marry someone and they acted like that on national television (or in real life, for that matter) I would break off the engagement then and there!
I absolutely LOVE your header!
Have absolutely nothing against fat people (have a bunch of LBs to lose myself) but I agree that, as TV culture is going, in order to hook more and more viewers, the "cult of fat" is taking a life of its own. And not for the better.
This new "I'm super fat but super proud and beautiful" shit needs to end. Not healthy, not appealing.
At least get clothes that are flattering -- you will be grateful when looking back on your wedding photos.
Alison made me laugh. I would too! I'd see a clip of her being crazy and I'd be all... "Later!"
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