Sunday, April 24, 2011

Blurry morning

6 am..blurry pic of a bed headed kid in pajamas gathering eggs before the batteries on the camera gave out. It's good enough. I have coffee. The dog is barking. She filled the basket three times. I said the magic bunny must have been cold out there in the dark and rain. (She had a flashlight.) Now I have to listen to hours of magic bunny talk, a thousand hundred eggs, a bunny sling shot, a magic mood ring, a music box, and enough candy to last a year, but, will probably be eaten in two days. How did the bunny hang them in trees?? Is the bunny a boy or a girl? Is the bunny big or little tiny? Is the bunny invisible or just sneaky? Is Tuwella up yet? Did the bunny leave more over there? How much money is this? AGGGGGGGGGGG! How can anyone ask so many questions this early??

19 comments:

miss tia said...

aw, that's great....gave me a smile and warmed my heart this morning....

Dirty Disher said...

She's STILL talking.

iambriezy said...

Sounds just like my morning. I'll be drinking by noon. That's a shitload of eggs she's got there, she looks so excited!

Dirty Disher said...

I'm watching Night of the Living Dead. In honor of zombie jesus.

Dirty Disher said...

OMG Jesus zombie wants to eat her brains and now she's locked in a house with a negro! OMG, a negro!!

Anonymous said...

Tia has a heart????

Dirty Disher said...

Awww. widdwe anony troll. Tired of sucking eggs?

Dirty Disher said...

K, now Lis and I are in a fight because she says I can't make potato salad out of the eggs she colored. She said "I hate them salads!" I said wtf do I do with 2 dozen pastel eggs? I'm going back to the zombies. Negro has fire. Smart Negro!

CJ said...

Is it time for a nap yet?
Eh, probably not if that basket is filled with sugar :) Lis looks like she's loving this day!

Happy Sunday to all my heathen friends... may we burn in hell together. Oh wait, it's not going to happen because there is no hell.

Dirty Disher said...

Isn't it time for her mom to pick her up???? Damn zombie hunters killed the negro. What? That's fucked up.

Anonymous said...

You bring this on yourself, because you are such a wonderful grandmother. If you sat around smoking cigarettes and leaving her Easter morning to someone else, none of this would've happened. I'm continually awed and humbled by how much of yourself you give to your granddaughter.

N.

miss tia said...

i have an MRI proving i have a brain too....wonders never cease eh??

CJ said...

In honor of the easter bunny... my favorite wabbit song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

The bunny is flying high (maybe not on a sugar high, tho)

Dirty Disher said...

Oh, I am sitting and smoking too. She's torturing Tuwella now. "Pssst, Lis, Tuwella has kittens, 'member?" BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Ha ha ha.

just wondering said...

Have any leftover Smarties?

Unknown said...

Im working, its freaking raining again cuz mother nature hates us northerns. It suck big time. Good Ava is only 2 1/2 doesn't understand . When I go home we will have easter and ham.

Love the pic of Lissa DD glad to hear she had a SUGAR HIGH GOOD TIME.

Dirty Disher said...

I ate all the Smarties from the mixed bag. Bought another of just Smarties and ate every one. Ha. Lissa went home. I am FREEEEEEEEEEE!

Jane said...

I had a mood ring back when. It was always black!!!! Yep...black!

Lis looks so happy!!! Are those boiled eggs or plastic? If they are real, you could make a big multi colored egg salad! But, let's face it, there are just so many eggs you can eat. Unless you are watching Cool Hand Luke with a bunch of beer chugging college kids!

Dirty Disher said...

I made potato salad, it was delicious. Then I threw it up. Not so good coming up.