I did not realize, until last night, that TLC's Kate Plus 8 is opposite Bravo's Bethenny Ever After. I was watching Bethenny and a commercial came on so I flipped and there was Kate and her "brood" in Australia. Bad enough, but, there was Terri Irwin welcoming them to croc world or whatever the fuck that place is called. Bindi Irwin was onstage doing a rousing version of a lip synced teeny bopper Disneyesque routine complete with pretend plastic guitar and a pubescent posse. I don't want to be mean, but, how can I help it? Bindi looked like a trained monkey. She has boobs now. She also has a Vaudeville voice. It was like watching Baby Jane in training. Kate and Terri were talking about how wonderful they are as mothers because they "give" their children the ability to speak and preform in front of cameras. Yeah, you two are mother's of the year. I switched back to frantic Bethenny having another melt down. She's not making Bryn tap dance for us.
Don't people come to the Irwin's place to see the animals, mainly crocs? WTF is with the Disney routine? I was shocked that Kate didn't have a gong show hook to drag Bindi off the stage and replace her with Mady. Dance, Mady, dance! You want water? Dance!
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Thanks for forcing me to think about Bindi's boobs.
It just looked odd because she's not a tiny child and there she was doing this hokey toddler dance on stage. I felt sorry for her.
Yep, I feel sorry for all those kids. The picture of Bethanny and Brinn (or Brynn?) is cute 1-to-1 mommy stuff.
Two child pimps exchanging ideas. Sort of a mommy group.
all those kids...it's like they are clones of each other....the irwing kids included.
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