Here's a bumper sticker for pissing off everyone at once. Time saver. There is nothing going on today. Fishsticks Paltrow is still trying to convince us she's way better than us. She makes her own fish sticks and freezes them for when she's busy. Yeah. It's cold an rainy today and it's tornado season. What are you up to? 
Monday, April 18, 2011
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Here's a bumper sticker for pissing off everyone at once. Time saver. There is nothing going on today. Fishsticks Paltrow is still trying to convince us she's way better than us. She makes her own fish sticks and freezes them for when she's busy. Yeah. It's cold an rainy today and it's tornado season. What are you up to? 
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The cat peed on my computer chair and the carpet and no matter how much I spray Febreze Extra Strength Spray on it , it still stinks and makes me feel nauseous. I ordered 2 plain generic blue recliner rockers 5 weeks ago from a nice furniture and appliance place and I still don't have them . When I called to find out where in the world they were , I was told that they are still in North Carolina and might be in their warehouse by Friday . Maybe . But I still won't get them for a couple of weeks because they only deliver to this area once a week . Maybe . Pisses me off ! And we are suppose to get another winter storm with up to 6 inches of snow tomorrow and Wednesday . Arrggggg !! And this is only Monday ! Oh and I have to go in to have blood work done next Monday to check my A1C . The day after Easter . So how can I enjoy eating a nice Easter dinner and have a little wine with that in my mind ? I think I'll go start drinking now .
It's my Friday. TGIF
cold dreary day....gonna watch some of my car 54 dvds! :D
happy friday frimmy!!
How do you know the baby whale is gay if it's not born yet?
As of 5:00 pm, I'm unemployed, yet again. Will be calling the UC office at 7 am tomorrow.
Melvin, because they named it crabbie.
Cat pee, ewww, nothin' like it.
ricky gervais' easter message...brilliant as always....and spot on....
Oh yeah I liked Easter message from Ricky too. LOVE HIM.
that bumper sticker missed race. a gay Black Asian crippled Baby whale in the name while wearing a yam aka.
CJ, I'm sorry you're unemployed. Nothing sucks as much as that. :(
Very sorry to hear of your situation, CJ. That really blows :(
sorry about the unemployment too CJ...
wish we could make money with a detective agency....
Miss Tia, I will come and work for your detective agency. I am an excellent secretary. I make good coffee and type 70+ WPM. More if you ignore the typos. I'm also a pro at keeping people away from my boss (that was my biggest duty when I was a secretary). "I'm afraid Miss Tia is unavailable right now. May I be of assistance?" If we're running an old-timey detective agency I will wear a tiny hat and wear skirts that show off my gams.
that would be awesome tonya!!!
so we'd have detective latia, sr. detective rice and sr. detective ball breaker.....and our super secretary ______, what should your name be tonya??? liquid gold? LG for short? Ms. Spray? :P
Thanks everyone. All is right with the world, this happens every year. I just made it through a very taxing several months at work. My clients were taxing, our Uncle was taxing and my job was taxing. Will be calling the UC office today... with that check, I'll be able to 'survive' (translation - cover the basics) until December. Got good news from my contractor buddy... I don't need a new roof this year, mine should last for another four years (wonder how much more it will cost in 4 yrs?)
Now for the big dilemma what do we call our detective agency or our trustworthy hard working secretary? Pissed Off Sleuths Agency?, Dirty Diggers Agency?, Fell in the Well Agency?, Is that my Brig Agency?, $1.61 Investigations? ......... now for Tonya ... she could be Ms Winning?
I really like Goldpussy. It has a nice James Bond feel to it.
Damn it, I have too many blogger accounts. Tonya=Atheist Granny
In a well of helplessness? We'll help you put the lotion in the basket! All for $1.61! :P
wouldn't wanna mention $1.61...we need to charge more than that! someone who is damn cheap would think we'd investigate for $1.61 and they'd think they were being generous "two".....
Latia Rice Ball Detectives, how's that??
Tonya---shouldn't it be Golden Juice???? You could also be in charge of the 'urine trouble now' files....
Dayum Tonya, I keep humming the theme song from Goldfinger. Substituting the word Gold Pussy.
Tia, was thinking the price could be $1.61 per minute with a minimum of 161 hours. Woohoo ! that works out to $15,552.60 for the basic job.
1.61 per minute is not bad at all!!! :D as long as no cheap asses think that's the total cost!!
"Urine trouble now." BWAH HAH HAH!
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