While watching the episode where all the bitches wore their wedding dress to march for gay equal marriage..except Jill who looks fat (ter) in white, I guess. Jill has turned over a new leaf. Instead of being a two faced back stabbing bitch, she is now a two faced back stabbing manipulating camera whore. Ginger the chi-wa-wa has taken refuge in Jill's big ass-cave and farts a lot which causes Jill's mouth to open and yap fetid insults veiled as wit. You ah dead to me, Jill Zaaaaaaaaaaarin! Dead.*
Alex McCord has lost her timid ways and grown giant balls which she wraps around her bony fists and whaps the daylights out of the other house ho's with if they so much as twitch. Bitch will cut a bitch. " Move over? You didn't say excuse me! I will cut you! I will behead you! I am a model! Pay me! Fuck you, fuck Simon, fuck me, fuck Andy Cohen! Run, bitches, run!"
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Kelly BenNobody on hearing Alex is now a model (middle aged model) "Being a model means you're photogenic, it does not mean you're pretty. Period." No shit, Sasquatch. Go shave your back. Put it on You Tube.
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Nearly 60 year old Ramoaner might be pregnant. WTF? And she's got a wine out. It's called Ramoner and not Turtle Time. Take that Bethenny. "You hooowa, I'm not copying you!"
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And do not mess with Sonja Majah Minah..she is richer than you and loves dick more. Did I mention dick? Penis penis dick.
HA! Too Funny! Weren't they just annoying and stupid as hell last night?
And odd ball skank sonja invites the girl she is currently fighting with (alex) over to her party, attacks her as she walks through the door, kicks her out of the party, and then stands around making fun of her AND FILMING IT, and ALEX has the "worst manners"?
It's just so funny, I just love to hate it!
I hate them all. But, I wouldn't mind looking like The Cuntess or Sonja. Bitchy twats, look good. Damn them.
Who is the one on the right? She looks like Ann Coulter's fuglier long-lost sister.
That's Alex, the genentically blessed model. Uhh yeah.
I know-- they are pretty. So is Kelly, even though every time she opens her mouth I want to tazor her into a stupor.
Kelly is a hairy dumb man. Hey, Sonja has a You Tube account. I'm watching her now.
I watched this and had a good laugh. I honestly believe they are staging the 'bitch' sessions because the two involved were almost cut last season for not being 'interesting' enough.
But seriously I don't get Alex as a model... isn't she too old... too unattractive... and not really photogenic?
Janie
PS Happy Birthday Bayou Jane I didn't realize there was another Jane here I can alter my name if you like?
Alex is a model?! Okay um well. I assume she is a "model" like Rumer Willis is a "model"-not particularly attractive, but has lots of money and connections that get her jobs.
P.S. If anyone wonders what I meant about Rumer Willis she is the new face of the Badgley Mishka ad campaign. Seriously.
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