Friday, April 1, 2011

Strutz, the slutty pony

What do you say when your kid's pony has hooker heels, is anorexic, has Kardashian makeup and too much tit hanging out?
You say, yay, Slutz! Errr, I mean Strutz.

12 comments:

Noelle said...

No this isn't a hand-me-down toy I would enjoy.

Sick people have to be designing this shit.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking that her purse should be around her neck like a bag of oats so she could get something out of it! But then....it would cover up her horse cleavage. Damn the bad luck.

Dirty Disher said...

Stop talking about horse cleavage, the troll will get excited.

miss tia said...

it looks like a camel from a disney movie.....

Anonymous said...

You say "sorry honey, I think you're too young for this whorse."

A-Gran said...

When I was little I thought calling someone a whore was a shorthand way of saying they were a horse. I see now that I was right all along.
I also thought it was 'cacka sucker' which is much worse, if you ask me...

Twisted Lady said...

That looks exactly like Paris Hilton.

Frimmy said...

The people in this world are stupid and in spite of being resigned to it, my surprise and dismay still seems boundless. Who's running this world anyway?

Unknown said...

They must of used Pairs as the prototype. Did you guys see the living zombie or something like that dolls? They are zombie, creature from the black la, vampire and etc.

Anonymous said...

Those nasty Bratz dolls have to have something to ride.

Why can't toys just be innocent anymore? Kids are growing up way too fast these days as it is.

Jane said...

OT...I must be the only person in the world that didn't know that asshole preacher in Fla. burned the Koran. I thought he had decided against it. I can't believe I didn't know about this!

Twisted Lady said...

Yeah. No shit. Whatever happened to Raggedy Ann and Andy?