Thursday, April 14, 2011

You're wrong, Old Lady

My mother told me yesterday that her friend Pin's daughter had been fined $500.00 for child endangerment after her toddlers were picked up on the highway in the middle of the night, riding tricycles. She thought that fine was terrible. She said, but, isn't that cute? Those kids were going to McDonalds on their trikes to get french fries! Hee hee. * ********************************************************************I said, no, it's not a bit cute, they could have been killed, where was their mother?? My mother said, well, she was probably tired, those kids are a handful, she probably went to sleep. Then she saw my horrified face and added, "oh, like that hasn't happened to you." Uhh, no, it hasn't. I never slept while any child was awake. I wanted to tell her that these stories are not amusing. Lissa calling 911 on the Easter Bunny..amusing. Lissa wondering around a parking lot at age 2 looking for breakfast while her mother is snoring at 10 am...not amusing. Yes, I hold a grudge. One of the "cute" stories my mother has is, me at age 6 coming home from school to find the whole family had moved and forgotten to tell me. My aunt came and got me the next day. Ha ha. Sometimes I don't know how any child survived these people. I'm glad that lazy bitch got fined. The authorities don't find lost children amusing and neither do I. Stupid crazy people.

15 comments:

miss tia said...

JUST a fine?!?!?!?! they didn't take the kids from her!?!?!?!? of course if it's iowa, that wouldn't surprise me.....

Dirty Disher said...

Crazy, huu? I can't believe she thinks it's cute.

Dirty Disher said...

And, you know what country highways are like at night. No lights, no houses, big semis barreling down deserted stretches. OMFG. Not to mention wild dogs, coyotes, cougars. I get shivers just thinking about it.

miss tia said...

yeah, country highways are BEYOND dangerous....you also got kids exceeding the speed limit---usually drunk or on drugs too....they're that way in ohio too....i won't take country roads/highways at night around here even.....but i know rural iowa is probably still worse....

i can't believe she just got fined....and yet i can.....if that makes any sense...i know you'll know what i mean....

Angie said...

If I'm being honest, I'm surprised she got the fine. It's unbelievable what people get away with around here. If your county is anything like mine, she'll get it dropped.

Unknown said...

Ya I agree with Tia I fine. WTF is wrong with some parents and adults? Poor little ones. Ang Ive see that many times around here. Its really sad are laws are not stronger for the youth of the nation.

Noelle said...

NO. not cute at all.

Do you have memory of staying in a house alone all night when you were six? I think that is worth a skipped trip to the Dollar store. At least!

Dirty Disher said...

Yes. I came home, the house was dark, bare and empty and I thought I was on my own. Might as well have been. I slept on the floor and waited until the next afternoon for rescue I wasn't sure would come. And they wonder why I don't trust them.

Dirty Disher said...

And yeah, I did lose Noelle's kid once, but, in my defence, he's really fast!

iambriezy said...

Just...speechless. Fuck.

Daphne said...

She thinks it's cute?!!? CUTE?!?! WTF is wrong with this woman....nevermind, that's the 64 million dollar question. And you being deserted when you were young is just fucked up. That old woman is crazy as a shit house rat. Take her to the dollar store, drop her off and go on home. See how she likes it.

Dirty Disher said...

She's a sweet old lady and I'm the crazy whore daughter who practices the Devil's work. Ask anyone in town.

miss tia said...

speaking of doing the devil's work....i wore my old Kids in the Hall Simon & Hecubus t-shirt today while out and about...

front has simon & hecubus and says Kids in the Hall...back has KITH...here to serve you and SATAN....

i go into walgreens and some guy is pushing newspapers....i tell him what i think of the local rag....get my liquid benadryl then check out, he sees the back of my shirt and comes up to me to tell me he'll pray for my soul...it took me a second to register why he was saying that, then i remember, yeah, my shirt....

i told him if he was gonna pray for my soul, could he ask for me to get some money at least?? and he said NO! i needed to find jesus! i told him i found jesus he was selling burritos at the end of my street, i called I.N.S. and they took him away....i then told him to go fuck himself and fuck his religion too....and walked out...

felt good to tell someone off! :D

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO!

Bayou Jane said...

Wow!!!! That's got to be a nomination for the MOTHER of the year---as in "Mother $^@&!& of the Year".