Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Get ta gettin'

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An old farmer threw Rihanna and her crew off his land. He'd agreed they could make a music video there, but, never signed any contract. Then he saw what they were doing, didn't like it and told them to skeedaddle. He had no idea who she was and that she was going to strip down and play with herself and call it music. Basically, he told her to go play with herself somewhere else. He said there's no hard feelings, he just doesn't care for that sort of thing.


I'm with him. Some people need to learn to write songs and sing before they lick their lips, pinch their own nips and call it music. Go skank it up in someone else's hay field.

8 comments:

A-Gran said...

Jelluz hator!

When did grinding and nipple pinching become necessary to make a music video? You're a millionaire musician, not a pole dancer at Scores.

Dirty Disher said...

I dunno. Look at me! I can finger myself! Give me a music contract!

Unknown said...

You's jellus of her intelligedumacation of how to be insufferable.

Peg said...

It looks like she was still proudly wearing her necklace that says "Cunt" on it too.

I wonder if Chris Brown bought that for her?

Can't stand her.

GalwayGirl(DK) said...

There is something not quite right with the idea of Rhianna, scantily clad and gyrating around the Irish countryside... I cannot put the 2 together in my head

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of the X Factor contestant Goldie Cheung. I can't believe what passes for sexy in the mongoloid states. She grunts like an ape, copies drunken strippers, dresses like Tina Turner, then calls herself 'unique'.

mary_mary said...

Hell, I need a stiff drink and lie down a bit. The majority of the human race gives me a migraine. Sigh.

Maureen said...

And this is what our children see and listen to. Does she not know that little girls look up to her and aspire to be like her. She is a disgrace. She can"t like herself too much.