My mother came over here to tell me she's going to the dentist. Her friend Pin is taking her. I said, if I don't have to drive you, why are you telling me? She said, because she's nice and she tells me where she's going. That's how SHE works, she tells me when she leaves the house.I said, fine, but, I'm still not telling you where I go.
Not said..because it's a giant secret and if you found out, I'd have to kill you. What? You think I go to the grocery, the dollar store, school pick ups and drop offs? Ha! Fuck you. I go to top secret spy meetings in my anti government-conspiracy watch program where I am the head spy. I carry a sub machine gun and two scud missiles poised for instant positioning. I have silencers in my purse and FBI code scramblers implanted in my skull. And I will NEVER tell YOU where I'm going, old lady. Never gonna happen.
8 comments:
Secret Life goes better than just saying a pick up or dropping off. Ha.
Thats telling her
Fawn.
She's so crazy. She wants me to sign in and out on a clipboard nailed to her door. She's so fucking bat shit koo koo crazy.
I once had a boss that wanted me to tell her where I was going every time I left the room. So I did: "I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to call my husband, I'm going to get a snack" Never business related stuff, which is what she meant....It drove her CRAZY!!!
I loved that! She never remembered what I told her anyway, it was a waste of my time.
I am too old to be answering to anyone. I will cut a bitch.
SO TRUE!!
Don't waste me time people!
She will only get help from outside sources if she is deemed a 'danger to herself or others'....
haha thats how i grew up! had to explain where i was going every time i left the room! still tell ppl where i'm going, it is so deeply ingrained.
lia
haha thats how i grew up! had to explain where i was going every time i left the room! still tell ppl where i'm going, it is so deeply ingrained.
lia
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