Camille slammed Kelsey again, saying, "big hands, big feet, big disappointment." Then she went on to say, "I was married to that." Kyle played dumb (which isn't too hard for her) and asked, "Is that a code word for something?" Then Brandi did it. She looked puzzled for a second, opened her big botoxed mouth and said, "COCK." Adrienne sighed and said she thought the word was commonly used now, but, the rest of them went into anapaleptic shock at the vulgarity. Kyle Richards was particularly offended and will never get over it. Cock, cock, cock.
I can't believe Brandi is so dumb she thought Kyle was serious. I guess saying cock is just not forgivable, but, telling everyone who'll listen that you paid $25 grand for your sunglasses (Dana) is just fine. Brandi also watched her son climb out of Adrienne's pool, strip naked and pee on the grass. While Kyle's eyes nearly popped from their heavily mascaraed sockets and she covered her face with a monogrammed silk weft napkin, Brandi shrugged and said, it's better than kid piss in the pool.
I say, that's what you get for letting your kid hang out with LeeAnn Rimes. You know LeeAnn taught him that. She runs around naked all the time and puts it on twitter. So WTF? Why is everyone shocked at four year old weiner and the word cock? Those motherfuckers would love me, wouldn't they? Hey, Cuntlips, pass the fucking ketchup.
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I normally like Kyle but really, she shouldn't have acted so shocked. Clearly, it isn't an appropriate word to say then but it's not the end of the world.
Brandi should've done something about her kid peeing in the backyard. My nephew did that at an outdoor restaurant one time. His dad and my mother-in-law thought it was the funniest thing. I was so embarrassed.
But I talk smack now and watch my son do that too. :-)
I'm sure Brandi is very happy today since Eddie Cibrian's show just got the axe.
Just waiting for LeAnn to respond with the news with Twitter pics of herself and her size minus-19 frame with a bikini falling off of it with some message about how Brandi's kids call her Mumsy.
Leeann needs her teeth kicked in.
Kyle is such a hypocrite. She is becoming the ring leader and bound to become the next Jill. Maybe Brandi should have reprimanded the kid, but at least he knows not to go in the pool. Kyle hangs with that whorey chick, Faye. You know she says that word all the time.
Kyle needs her teeth kicked in.
Leanne and Kyle can both eat a bowl of dicks.
Fairy
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