Lawyers in Finland have released a video warning that women who eat too provocatively in public are guilty of sexual harassment.
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Duh. Any woman who licks a lollipop or a Popsicle in public obviously wants to harass men into raping her. Because they like it. I don't even want to think about what a Fudgesickle might mean. Only perverts eat Fudgesickles. That poor man. He was just minding his own when she started begging him for sex with that ice pop. He spun around in his chair and thought, OMG, I don't have time to rape you now, I have to get these reports out. Sigh.
Sorry, dude, you have to do what you have to do. Somehow you'll find the time.
6 comments:
Fuckers are trying to trivialize sexual harassment for their own benefit.
Fuckers want an excuse for their own dirty filthy minds and pathetic hard ons.
Ban all foods on a stick! And eat in the closet.
I sometimes get excited when I see men's asses in public. GET RID OF THEM!
Holy crap, talk about projecting your desires onto innocent activities!
Why the f--k are they allowed to make provocative, phallus-shaped food anyway? Time to prosecute them!!!
Lately, I'm addicted to pomegranite tootsie pops. Am I asking for it?
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