Martha: "You call this food?? You crazy bitch! ~Laughter~Goop: "Of course it's food, or as my children say, Mommy's exqisite organic cuisine. I am my father's daughter! I have a cook book! I know Mario Batali personally!"
Martha: "Of course you do." ~ Laughing really hard~
Goop: "I have a blog, goddammit! I have a blog called Goop!"
Martha: "Oh, a blog. You have a blog! There's a novel idea. (turns to assistant) Did you know she has....a blog? ~laughter heard in entire building~
Goop: "My blog is very popular. I tell people how to to get their children's underwear designed by important artists. I'm very proud of my blog."
Martha: "I think I'm going to pee myself here...ha ha ha hahahahahahahah! Just keep talking, I'll leave the bathroom door open so I can hear you. I haven't had this much fun since the cell block Solstice celebration when I made personalized sun god slippers out of Ramen Noodles and generic sanitary napkins!!"
9 comments:
Do the three X's on that plate of crap mean it's poison?
It's the one letter Goop can print by hand.
That looks so gross. And you're so right - I have no doubt Martha is definitely laughing at her, not with her.
You know she is. Martha built an empire, Goop advertises for brands for free. Idiot Goop.
Does anyone remember her talking about her dad this much before he died? I know I live in a shell when it comes to celebs, but I just don't recall her talking about him.
Yeah, her mom is alive and can say, "I didn't cook that shit." So dad it is.
What the hell is on those plates? Raw meat?
As for Goopy's partner is crime-the only thing I like about Mario Batali is that Gordon Ramsey once called him "Fanta Pants". I'm not a Ramsey fan but that was funny. Apparently Batali was incredibly angry about it, which is also funny because it's such a silly insult.
haha but goop is young and gorgous (compared to old martha) soon martha will be leaving her toilet the same way my mum did today... with shit covered dunny paper hanging out of the back of her pants, goop will have the last laugh :-(
Proving my theory that all Aussies think toilet paper accidents are hilarious.
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