FROM HOSPITAL
Hello,
This is Miss Lukas willson from Trinidad &Tobago.I am writing from the hospital in Cote D'Ivoire , therefore this mail is very urgent as you can see that I am dying in the hospital. I was told by the doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver damaged and can only live for some months.
I inherited some money ($2.5 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother in order to inherit the money, she is an Ivorien by nationality.
I want you to contact my servant with this informations below:
Augustin Maranatha.
Address: Rue De La Princess L /G 152 Cocody
Abidjan , Cote D'Ivoire .
Tel +225-67551882
Email maranathaaugustin64@yahoo.com
He will give you the documents of the money and will direct you to a well known lawyer that I have appointed to him, the lawyer will assist you to change the documents of the money to your name to enable the bank transfer the money to you.
Pray for me always.
Lukas Nanda Willson
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OMG, yes, I can see that you're dying. Well, hell yes, the proof is right there, the email says so. I'm so damn sorry you're a dyin'. Of course I will pray for you, Lukas, as all Americans are christian. That goes without saying. Rest assured I will write to your well known lawyer and get that there money. Oh, do NOT, under any circumstances, give any money to your servant. They are all liars and thieves, as you well know, my friend. Probably a dang Muslim or Jew in disguise anyhow. I am sorry your mama did this to you, but, not surprised. You should meet my mama. That bitch would mug her own grandma for a fiver and I aint lyin'. She once cut a bitch over a food stamp. Thank you in advance, be assured I am gonna live high off the hog on that fortune of yours, but, I will always think of you while I spend it. Write back and tell me how you are. Are you sending the money soon? Will it come check or money order? Have they got you on morphine? Can you put in your will that I get the leftover pain meds? Nevermind, I know you don't feel good. Just box 'em up and have that no good servant send them. No worries.
Your good and best friend in the world who prays for you..Pat.
PS, if you are a colored man, please know that I am not one of them bigots. I will spend your money just like as if you were a white man. And I'll pray just the same too.
12 comments:
Dear DD,
A dear friend of mine's mom actually fell for this ruse and ended up losing her home, car and job. The ploy was based on an online dating sight and this 'actor' actually dated and courted her before going in for the financial kill. Her family had to intervene and take hold of what was left of her savings. She still thinks she is going to get several millions out of the deal. I believe she has spent close to 500,000 to attain that 'dream.' : (
This guy seems legit. Wow, DD's gonna become RICH! I never get these letters. It's a shame too because everyone knows that wealth lies in the hands of dying strangers who find your email off the internet. You're so lucky.
Wow! How are you gonna spend your millions? May I recommend starting a unicorn farm? Or perhaps open a school for blind leprechauns?
Mary Mary, that is so sad. My friend's mom almost got scammed when she answered a phone call in the middle of the night from her grandson telling her he was in jail in mexico and she needed to wire his lawyer 5000, and please don't tell his mom and dad. Thankfully, she didn't keep her promise and called her son, only to find out her grandson was safely in his bed at home. I guess they count on old people not really knowing their grandkids voices over the phone.
We'll see. I may have to cyber blow him. Sigh. Oh, well, gotta do what I gotta do.
Start with cyber hand jobs and work your way up.
.... or down, as the case may be. Heh heh.
Didn't you say yesterday that you were going to win the lottery? Your ship just came in. When do we start packing for that haunted castle trip?
Those stories were sad. The grandparent one in particular was horrifying because you know there are some who would fall for that. "My Grandson's in a Mexican jail???? OMG!" That's one I can actually see myself falling for. You want your grandchild safe and you can understand why they wouldn't want their parents to know because they would be angry. Holy fuck, that makes my blood run cold because I finally found a scam that I could fall for and I would have told you I'd NEVER fall for one.
I'm gonna tell Zaden if he ever fucks up I'm not keeping that shit from his momma. I'll bail your ass out and then dump you off right in front of her and let her do her worst.
I get these all the time, I've had my hotmail account for over 13 years so I get loads of spam mail.
I've had them from the head of the FBI, the president of the USA, various lawyers, widowed wives or trustees of very rich business men/despots/former government big wigs of various african nations so I of course feel very fortunate & important. :)
Some of them they don't even make an effort, I get offended by them the most, i mean if you are trying to fuck me out of my life savings, at least put some effort into it. I think there is a 419 scam website you an report these too, they then go ahead & reply to them & have a little fun messing around with the scammers. If I had the inclination it might be a fun way to spend a few days. hehe
I think I'll print it out and send it to my mom, snail mail. She'll marry that fucker so fast it'll make his head spin like Linda Blair.
Just make sure you take a photo of her face when she opens the letter, then post it here.
I never want to see her O face. EWWW.
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