Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Roseanne for President

Roseanne Barr announced via Twitter on Friday that she’s going to be on the presidential ballot as a third party candidate in 2012. She’s calling her party the Green Tea party and she calls her economic platform moral capitalism. If elected, Barr says that she will legalize marijuana, make war illegal, and ensure that one in six of her party officials will be poor since one in six Americans lives in poverty.

I'll vote for her. My vote doesn't count anyway and I'm not silly enough to think it does. I'll consider it a form of protest.

11 comments:

mary_mary said...

I could get behind her stance. Would you consider running with her? Now that would be a fab female dynamic duo that would knock some sense into this country's thinking. Could you imagine if our currency read, "In Samhain We Trust?" Awesome!

Dirty Disher said...

You have to be on drugs. Give me some. NOW. How is your ghost? Any more sightings? Samhain is creeping up.

mary_mary said...

Dear DD,

If'n I did 'um, I would share with you. Sometimes I do miss 'ludes. : D

Nothing of late, except I am very "aware" of her being around; kind of like when you feel someone is "near" you. I'll definitely share any news here.

Dirty Disher said...

Good. Ludes..lmao. Ghost drugs of the past.

mary_mary said...

We used to call them "Disco Biscuits." Lmao.

Miss Tia said...

i really like the idea that one in six officials should be poor.....no one in government has a clue what's it like to be poor.....

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO! When I had ludes the disco hadn't been invented yet. I had this obnoxious friend (She's in my stories on Last Word) and she used to fuck old horny doctors for ludes. We all benifited from her skankyness. Bless her.

I DID work at a disco later on. Man, that was lame. Ma-ma-ma-My SHARONA!

Dirty Disher said...

MISS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIA!! Welcome back my friend. Today is full of good surprises!

Miss Tia said...

Good to be back friend!!! :)

mary_mary said...

Dear DD,

Shirl? (Or Jaws or the rich fatty?)

I have read and re-read The Last Word; every single talent-filled word you've written down. My wish and will is that it'll become a major motion picture one day.

Who would you want to star as YOU?

PS - I despise The Knack; lame song, too. Hee haw.

Dirty Disher said...

Jaws. And who would star? OMG. I'd have to think on that one.