I saw that pic of Jennifer Coolige today and was reminded of a time I got real pissed off at somebody. He told me I looked like Stiffler's mom. I was about 50 then. Jennifer is 49. I flipped out and said, "I don't look like Stiffler's mom. Fuck you, asshole." Since then, I've realized how many men and boys have wanked off to Stiffler's mom and that it was a compliment. Now, I look like Stiffler's mom who got hit by a bus and drug through a drain pipe. I WISH I looked like Stiffler's mom.Who have you been compared to?
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Jann Arden. I have the same hair, not huge nose, and the same chubby cheek thing going on but I don't think we look alike. When I was younger, Hayley Mills during her Disney movie period. That one bugged me. Yes there is a pug nosed, big eyed, fat lipped, chubby cheek commonness about both of them.
Oh, and Stiffler's mom was hot, that definitely was a compliment. It's funny how our perception of ourselves is so different than other people's perception of us.
Jane Arden is cute. I remember when Haley Mills was THE it girl. She was really cute when she was young. I liked her lips.
My mom cut out a pic of skanky Paris Hilton and put it on her fridge. She says it looks like me when I was young. Fuckin' please. I had tits...and a rudimentary brain.
I always got Darlene from Roseanne. But I'd like to think it's not because I LOOK like her but because I act like her! Who can resist a smart-ass?
when I was younger I used to get a lot of Drew Barrymore comparisons, we're the same age & also was a cute blonde kid. Recently I get Sophie Dahl but in her thinner body (thank you) look.
Being really tall with big boobs, when I cut my hair really short I got the Bridget Neilsen comparisons, this was when she was with Sly & I found that alot of men like tall blonds with big boobs. shocker!!
Stiflers mum is a compliment, maybe a pervy one (the best kind? lol), but a compliment none the less.
Okay, i confess i had to google search who Stiffler's mom was!
in high school a guy said i looked like susanah hoff from the bangles, i didn't see that.....a few years later, in a bar, a friend said i sort of looked like audrey hepburn but they were drunk and i didn't see that either.....
Bubbles, I've always had Drew on my list of the world's most beautiful women. That would be a high compliment.
Tia, Susanah Hoff is also on that list. She's stunning. Also, I love the Bangles. I think Audrey Hepburn was weird. I'd have been pissed over that one. I don't get her.
i don't the Audrey 'cult' either and it is almost a cult of adoration for her.....maybe i shouldn't call it a 'cult'...(haven't had enough coffee yet, brain gears not yet properly lubricated).....but i never saw a movie she was in so i can't say anything about her acting, but she's held up as some icon and i don't get it......i know she had a horrible childhood and i can totally empathize with that.....but yeah, i don't get her....
One time I was driving home from work. The design firm I worked at was near the Sony Studios. As I was waiting at a light, a family of foreign travelers in the next car rolled down their window, pointing and waving .... one of them asks, "Are you Cameron Diaz? You are wearing a black wig!" I looked back and winked and put a finger to my lips, like "shhhh, don't tell anyone." I really had them. They followed me for a few miles.
I get the Cameron Diaz thing alot?!
Dear DD,
Jennifer Coolidge lives and / or works in my neighborhood; I see her around. She is very lovely and very attractive in person. What a nice compliment.
Parasite Hilton, on the other hand;what a horrible mess to be compared to, but then again, it WAS your mother who did that .... Holy balls, you don't have giant feet, herpes and a wonky eye! : ))))
What the hell kind of neighborhood do you live in??? I live next door to my garbage man. I think being compared to Cameron could be good or bad. Movie Cameron is hot. Real Cameron, not so much. As for the Paris thing, I think it's the nose (my damn nose) and the hair. Mine is real though.
I don't look like anyone except my family. "Oh you look so much like your mom" "Oh your boys look just like you" Boring.
I work with someone who thinks and claims lots of people have said she looks like Julia Roberts. She has full lips and curly hair. Otherwise she is short real short. She has a way nicer nose. I think she is actually a lot cuter than JR.
Mary Mary..You sort of remind me (in your little photo) of Columbia from RHPS and I mean that in a good way. I think she's quirky hot.
Noelle, don't kill me, but, you have that Amanda Knox thing going on. Pretty girl next door natural..I have no clue about Knox's guilt or innocence, but, she's a hot ticket to a lot of men. They call her Foxy Knoxy. So, that was a compliment.
Every day walking home from school a douche bag, that lived several blocks up the street from me, would repeatedly call out Allison, hey Allison. I had no clue who he was referring to. A friend finally figured it out. He meant Allison from Peyton Place (Mia Farrow). This was several years after the show ended & I had never watched it. Only thing Mia & I had in common was long straight blonde hair & skinny bods.
Mia had THE hair at that time. People were devoted to and worshipped her hair. When she cut it all off, I thought she was insane. Now I think it was brave. Hey, Frank still married her. She has aged beautifully and I think she's prettier now than she ever was as a girl. After her 'self mutilation', Mia was later replaced as the Hair Girl Of The World by....Kim Richards.
You must have great hair.
Dear DD,
I live by the CBS Studios and the Farmer's Market, so you see loads of actors / actresses and celebutards in the area. Some are nice (James Cromwell, Jennifer Coolidge, Jane Lynch, James Woods, Queen Latifah .... they will actually talk to you and act like a person), while others like the Blowhan and Parasite Hilton crash their cars into you. Ha ha.
Oh, I love Columbia. She is super cute and glam and punk and a little half pint. I am 5' 10" tall - so not so petite and adorable. haha. I'll take that compliment near and dear, tho. Thanks, DD!
I did at that time. It was very light natural blonde, naturally straight down to my arse. Everyone wanted my hair. Now it old hair (with help it's still blonde), just below the shoulders but always in a ponytail b/c I'm lazy ;)
The one that sticks in my head is an old friend calling me Jo Dee Messina. Him and his wife even have me a hoodie with Jo Dee embroidered on it.
Jo Dee Messina's got that slight masculine look that works. Total tough sexy don't fuck with me chick look. That's a compliment for sure.
I like Drew, like her movies too (ok not all, charlie angels, puke) but just watched "going the distance" & found it really funny. A canadian male friend of mine from thailand used to sing "betty davis eyes" whenever he saw me but then he also used to call my boobs the mattahorns & drank alot so not sure how accurate that comparison was. hehe, forgot about that till this topic.
LOL.
I got told when I was 20 I looked like Jodie Foster, a couple of pics from back then I can see a resemblance.
Now I'm 37 years old, 50 pound over weight and there is no more resemblance! LOL
Jodie is another one that aged well. She looks good.
I've got more of an Ethel Merman thing going for me.
Dear Jane,
I love your answer!
Mary_Mary
My doppelganger as a child was the girl who played crissy in growing pains. I HATED THAT. The older I got it turned into Gillian anderson. Now its Gaga. My oldest loves gaga and at times calls me momma gaga. Even when she sees old theater production pictures or dress up of me. Its gaga. Than show her a picture of gaga is mommy. OK-AY.
CJ you do have pretty mia hair still. Its the sweedie in ya :)
Ive gotten Taylor Swift before. I don't think I look like her, but thats a compliment. I got someone else too, but I cant remember her name or what the name of the movie was she was in. When I think of it I will post.
I could stand to be Amanda Knox's age again.
I always got Belinda Carlisle as a teen. We have the same nose.
I went on an insanely nice business trip to Miami in 2008. We stayed at the Fountainebleau on the company dime. Best part of the trip--a cab driver told me I looked like Catherine Deneuve...I walked on air all day! (He just wanted a nice tip, and it worked.)
you must be a knock out Beth, neither of those women were ever hit with an ugly stick to be sure. )
Stiffler's Mom was on this shit show for the past few seasons called the secret life of the american teenager. I think she left at the end of the last season. She's still hot so what a great compliment. I get Jamie Lee Cutis. The 80's version.
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