Stinky poo micro fiber

Micro fiber hit the market quite awhile back, but, here in bumfuck it just hit our one store. I bought several of the micro fiber dish towels. They were pretty colors and promised to absorb liquid better than any terry cloth. Indeed they do. But, you can't wash the stinky out of them like you can terry cloth.

I've tried everything, even bleach, but these little mutherfuckers smell like the ass end of a rabid possum. They soak up the kitchen grease and soap that's on your hands and never give it up. It's always in there, hidden, like the nasty horrors in your drain. Sure, they keep their shape and color like nothing else. They always look brand new. What a shock when you do a chore and dry your hands and later when your hands get near your face you think, what the fuck is that nasty sour smell?? It's your hands. Micro fiber is evil. I am throwing these things in the rag box to be used the next time my toilet overflows. And then they'll be thrown in the garbage where they belong. Stinky, stinky poo.