Some idiots are trying to turn Halloween into a "christian gift giving festival." Yeah..that's called Christmas, you deluded morons. On the flip side, you gotta love jesus-ween. Your life could not be complete without some nice thick jesus-ween. Umm, gimmie that ween, jesus.
Friday, October 7, 2011
Stupidest thing I ever saw
Some idiots are trying to turn Halloween into a "christian gift giving festival." Yeah..that's called Christmas, you deluded morons. On the flip side, you gotta love jesus-ween. Your life could not be complete without some nice thick jesus-ween. Umm, gimmie that ween, jesus.
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I can't see this catching on look at the stupid logo and art work (lack of). Ya think Jesus will be at my next mammogram?
I grew up going to parochial school. When we were in 6th or 7th grade - the nuns decided one halloween, that we could come to school dressed as our favorite saint. WTH? Almost none of us cared to do so. Burlap or sheet tunics, a rope belt and tinfoil halos dominated the schoolyard.
Although, I did try to talk my best friend into cutting off her hair and coming as Joan of Arc.
Did you secretly hate your BFF?
Yeah, Noelle, he'll be there. Going "honk honk."
Jesusween chist. I just went to their website. What a bunch of rip off shit. That has to be in the top ten worst websites of all time.
LOL.. I hope he is :)! Does Jesus really want to be involved in everything? He might dress up like the grim reaper for Halloween.
Wow Connie dressing up like your favorite saint loads of fun. Just a different uniform that day? :)
I'd dress up like Jill St John. She was a saint, right?
I feel bad for Jesus with the nutcakes who say they're being his friend always trying to take advantage of him.
Me too. He was probably a nice guy and now he's being used and becoming hated and a joke.
Oh, well, he had his day.
Fuck Christians and their Jesus-ween. For fuck's sake, Halloween has been bastardized enough to accommodate these people. Get off of Halloween, you Jesus suckers.
~pumps fist~ Yaaaaaaa!
Hahaha - I first thought this pic was of a billboard promoting a new album by Ween. Dang, I need a cocktail.
Mary
Oh hellz no! They're NOT taking my Halloween too. Christmas already sucks way more than it should. I'm sure it was more fun when the Pagans were in charge of it. They need to stick to being afraid of Halloween, like my asshole "Christian" neighbors across the street. (with their 8 barking dogs facing my house).... That's why my yard is decorated like a cemetery, with ghosts and graves and skeletons and death...look at that shit for 35 days, you assholes, LOOK AT IT!....the neighborhood kids love it and yelled at me from the road on their bikes, "leave it up all year!" I said that I just might do that and, I heard the jerk across the street say, "Oh dear God!"
Fuck off old man.
Also....if I were going to be a saint, and I'm quite sure I will be, I would be St. Frances of Assisi....but I'll stick to dressing as a witch for Halloween. Way cooler costume.
(sorry for venting about my retarded neighbors)
I have 8 dogs surrounding my house too. There are two that drive me out of my mind. I think one is mentally retarded, for real, like his owners.
No one will take my Halloween or my Samhain!!!!
Me and Jesus were eating at the Chik Fila the other night. He turns and says to me "Bima, Holloween is fun in West Hollywood, huh?" Sure is Jesus. Those gays love their leather half chaps! He's a good guy.
I guess they didn't realize how suggestive that would be. Seems to me you'd have to be dumb or dead not to.
Years ago I read this really cool short story called "Trick or Treat with Jesus" about a woman who treated children horribly for celebrating Halloween because she thought it was for sinners. So one Halloween Jesus came to her and he was totally pissed off that she used his name as an excuse to be mean to little kids trick-or-treating. I think he tried to bury her in a pile of Halloween candy or something. Can't remember exactly. Anyways it was pretty funny and this whole JesusWeen idiocy makes me think of it. I hope the people who came up with JesusWeen get buried in a big ol' pile of candy!
Jesus washed my car the other day. With his ween.
LOL! Mine too. Isn't that special!?
Fairy
Jesus is making me pancakes..with his ween. Umm, ween-cakes.
Well, what happens if your favorite saint just happened to be one of those who was hung up upside down or had their head cut off??? Or maybe thrown to the lions? I can only imagine how that would go over, not everyone can be "Touchdown Jesus". Cindy
Well, what happens if your favorite saint just happened to be one of those who was hung up upside down or had their head cut off??? Or maybe thrown to the lions? I can only imagine how that would go over, not everyone can be "Touchdown Jesus".
Sorry for the double post...
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