Friday, January 20, 2012

Big old Emerald

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A 57,000-carat emerald, which is said to be the world's largest, will be sold at auction.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is planning on being the top bidder. She will use the gem to vajazalize her vaginar. When asked to comment, JLH resonded, "Vajazalize!! Woooo! Shiny!"



2 comments:

Miss Tia said...

did you read some of the comments on the link??

the person who found it probably got around $2 for their labor (sadly true, and probably less than that)....

another said that they'd wanna turn into a giant turtle....

someone else posted that it looked like a giant egg~

Jane said...

A turtle would be cool. I would go see that.