Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Lucite crib

Amongst the swag listed for Jay-Z and Bouncie's new princess was a lucite crib. I thought, what the hell is a lucite crib? Apparently I am not the only one who wondered. I googled it and the first suggestion was "Beyonce's lucite crib". There it is. It's a plastic box for a kid. Color me impressed.

20 comments:

Miss Tia said...

like a fucking display case....

Dirty Disher said...

Not much ventilation either.

Miss Tia said...

they might have outsourced her breathing so she doesn't stress her lungs.....

Erin said...

Now why didn't I think to get that for my baby? Oh that's right - because that's the stupidest crib I've ever seen. My baby is going to be deprived though because I didn't get him a $20k solid gold rocking horse. Someone should call CPS on me.

On a happy note, I'm having the baby tomorrow!! We have to check in at 5:30 am and the c-section is at 7:30. I can't believe it is time!

Miss Tia said...

CONGRATS Erin!!! :)

Love the new header Pat!!!

Dirty Disher said...

OMG!! Erin, I am so excited for you. Let us know! Take LOTS of pics!!

Unknown said...

so warm and cosy!

congrats erin!

Kylie's Mom said...

Can you imagine what that crib would look like in a normal family's house? Covered in boogers and lick marks...and Miss Tia is right, it looks like a display case. I think that's the stupidest piece of furniture I've ever seen.

Noelle said...

I thought it was cool for a minuet and then I thought eewwww how does slobber and finger prints look on it.

CJ said...

CONGRATS, Erin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, your baby will be just fine without a plastic box :)

Nadine said...

Looks like a plastic shoebox with breathing holes, wonder if they have a lid to put on at night and forget the little one exists...

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Jane said...

Erin...I know you are more than ready. It will all be worth it.
Good wishes coming to you!

Noelle said...

HEY! REALLY CUTE banner!

Best wishes Erin.


Why does this bed have all those balls in it. for affect for the photo?

Mrs. S. said...

All I can think about is how dirty that thing is going to get. Um, YAY for them...I guess.

Melissa said...

YEAH, ERIN!!! Congratulations!!

I know that all of us will be thinking of you tomorrow :)

Daphne said...

Congrats Erin!!!

Unknown said...

That looks like a crib you would see in a ikea orphanage. That is probably one of the 10 or more cribs they have. Blue probably already has her own condo, butler and nannies. Oh and some security guards.

Boo Boo Beyonce is probably recovering from some major lipo.

Frimmy said...

Best Wishes Erin!

The second I saw this crib I knew it would be for someone who would never have to clean it themselves. It looks like something Jeff Koons would use.

Melissa said...

Cute new heading!