Here is the shortest recap in history...They all went to Hawaii, except Taylor who stayed home to inject her lips and take noose tying lessons. Kyle and Maricio decided, once again, that they are the moral compass of the Universe and harassed Kim and Ken because they were late. They should have shut their smug mouths and left Kim alone because you don't pick on mentally ill people on meth. It's like stirring cement that has already dried. Brandi got drunk, naked and xanexed herself because roofies are illegal. I don't know how to spell xanex, because I don't have a prescription for that. I would have to ask my DIL.If they all had thought bubbles above their heads in that photo, it would read...
Brandi.."I could fuck every one of them. Wait, I already did."
Lisa.."My bloody clothes are 10 sizes too small."
Ken..."I like man balls."
Adreinne..."OMG, it's been ten days since my last surgery. I need more."
Paul.."I can legally write prescriptions, ha ha."
Mauricio..."Gawd, I'm hot. I am so hot. I'm copping a feel of my hot self."
Kyle..."I hate my sister. I hope she dies. In a fire. Ha ha. A meth fire. Hmm, does she still own property?"
7 comments:
Love it!! Thanks for the recap! You always put it best!
The thought bubbles sum up last night's epi nicely!
If Lisa doesn't buy bigger clothes she will suffocate.
The less of Taylor the better. She ruins every event. She gets drunk, harasses people, screams poor me and cries. I really hope Bravo fires her next season. You summed it up perfectly.
I agree. She's nuts and not fun nuts..just creepy nuts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmRzHqPU9HQ
Funniest recap EVER.
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