Let's talk about Kim Richards, shall we? Last nights episode had a lot of Kim in it. First we saw Kim and Ken getting ready to go to Lisa's party. We saw Kim on the floor in her bathroom digging through her purse. Ken asked her to hurry up, but, Kim then looked through a clutch bag, a box, a drawer, her purse again and I think the trash can. We do not know what she was looking for, but, she was distracted by shiny items and her vibrator. "Hey, I have a lipstick! No, thash a vibrator!! I habs a vibrator!! What wash I looking for?" Ken slurred something to Kim, it sounded like, "Geerrr dagooobabe dar." Kim couldn't answer him because now she was digging through the rubbish on the floor examining it.On the limo ride, it got worse. Kim was digging behind the seat examining trash. She pulled out a small empty baggie and exclaimed, "Ahh, that's...empty. It is nod mine. We don't do that. Nod mine, no." Ken seemed to agree though it's hard to tell. He was slurring and passing out. He did say, "Stod trashbabe. Blardeeecork godda..." Snore. Kim replied, "BLAR faar, dee whampooocarkle, uhh, poooon, hee hee hee, tarkle." Which makes a lot of sense. Kim is studying philosophy. Her head then slumped back, but, only for a bit. Then she cried, "Boomsickle paars blaaa!" She had discovered the contents of her bag again.
Cut to the party...Kim arrived and hugged everyone, greeting them with, "Shaaaaaaaaaaaaanocetosee youuu blaggggggggg pardddddy hee hee heee." Apparently, Kim like. Kim then took Adrienne to her very favorite spot. The bathroom. She told Adrienne, "Blaaaaaaaaaaaa blaaaaaaaaa poooooooooooofnust tar blaaaaaaaaaa. Do you wannar say ma vibrareer, he he heeeeeee! I shot is wab a lipshtick!" Adrienne went and told Kyle that something was wrong with Kim. Kyle talked to Kim and Kim said, "Blaaaaaa blorg nod. Lates. Gorna hab a boobie." Kyle begged Kim not to be saying she is pregnant. Kim replied, "I haaaaaaaaaaaaaves boooooooooobie blaaaaaa nard blaaaaaaa." Kyle asked if someone fell in the well? "Tell me, girl, did someone fall in the well?" Kim replied, "Uhhhhhhhaaaaar." Kyle patted her sister's bobbing head and said, "Good girl, Kim!" And gave her a biscuit. She told her not to pee on the rug anymore and went back to the party. Kim summed it all up by explaining, "Barrrrrrg duuuuuu blaaaaaaaaaaaaag dope nod mine."
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OMG - so funny. I haven't been able to watch it yet but now I can't wait!!
Wait until you see this one. You'll shit when you see I'm only fibbing a little. Kim was SO out of it. How is Billy? Are you getting any sleep?
Yes, yes and yes. You forgot Kyle's comment at the very beginning of the show... Kyle was suffering from PTS from Kim's behavior in Hawaii. REALLY? Doesn't take much to make Kyle cry.
Last year I couldn't stand Camille. This year I think she is the only sane one on the show.
Her comments are like toddler babble. She can only open one eye at a time, her head bobs constantly. Baaaaaaaaaagadope nod mine. Tee heeee! Sob.
I'm not sure which one is the bigger freak... Kim or Kyle. Kim has the excuse of being on drugs or booze, what is Kyle's excuse?
Giant jealous wannabe.
And how can anyone doubt Kim is a drug addict after that baggie she pulled out of the limo seat crack? OMG. She's so transparent. I am an expert on drug addict behavior. I deal with it all the time. The lies, the deception, the denial,the "I'm SICKKKKK' days. Always late, always has the flu. Bullshit.
THAT was hilarious.
I'm not sure I need to see the show.
Hiding in the bathroom, digging in her purse and other bags for 'something', in a frantic panic because she can't find 'IT'. Kyle was her enabler, always making excuses for Kim. Now that she's out of rehab, the whole family is saying 'oh, she's just fine & happy now'. Wanna put any bets on how long it is before she's back on her drugs?
Just watched it! Wow. You totally nailed it with Kim. But there are other things I found strange too. I thought it was so weird and inappropriate for Taylor to take her therapist to the party. And then a therapy session with the girls at the party?! So weird. And what was Lisa wearing? That cotton candy pink dress with the lace netting coming out? She looked like she wanted to be a Barbie princess. But her dress for the wedding next week looks even worse!
Billy is doing great. We had a rough first night home but my milk finally came in yesterday so last night was better. Fingers crossed for a good night tonight too. The husband took the week off and he's been a big help. My mom is coming next week when he goes back to work.
Keeping fingers crossed for tonight, Erin!
Take full advantage of your mom when she's there -- don't know how long she is staying but, by that time, you will be a walking zombie. Well, maybe not - At least that was my experience both times! Sleep deprivation and everything seems in slow-motion, lol. I am so happy your husband could take a week off to be with you and Billy. That is a huge help and will give him an appreciation for those days when you're on your own!
I wonder where Kim's three month pregnancy went?
Erin, so glad to hear everything's well. Sounds like Billy's latching and that's awesome. I'm so glad your hubby can help. Things will even out in a week or two and it will all become second nature.
Can anyone tell me what Kim's drug of choice is? I'm too stupid to figure it out.
PS-Glad Billy is home and latching, good luck with breastfeeding!
Beth, I think it's a cocktail of whatever is handy. Coke, meth, downers, meds. Coke and meth to feel good, downers to come down or when she's out of coke, meds when she's waiting for a score. All of them together sometimes, when it's bad. I think she tries to get it together for the filming, so does Ken. They low dose on those days and are confused, groucy and out of it..waiting until the camera stops to get blasted. You can see their frustration now and their confusion. I see Kim redirecting every conversation where she might be called on her drug use and using puffed up drama to do it. And lying, lying, lying.
Typical addict behavior.
And why does everyone insist Kim has a drinking problem when we have never seen her drink at all? I don't think she likes booze or uses it. She was drinking sprite or seven up out of that champagne glass in the limo. She usually is seen drinking cola.
I was confused about the booze too. I think they blame booze because they see it as more socially acceptable than drugs.
I've never been around a drug addict in the real world. Only in a hospital setting, and only helping their babies withdrawal, so I haven't a clue.
I think the wealthy think booze is a better vice to have than say meth or coke.
Jebus. I had to take steroids for a week and I thought I was going to lose it they made me so jittery and anxious. I can't imagine seeking a high---I'd probably be the one person in the world to fret and be anxious or try to do my taxes. I'm such a dork.
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