I watched Smash. I don't get it. Here's the series plot as quick as I can tell it. Play writers are penning a musical about the life of Marilyn Monroe. They have a potential lead picked out, a busty talented blond. But, into the audition walks the Katherine McPhee character and blows them away with her voice and looks. The problem? She isn't that talented. And she isn't that beautiful. She is not a bit sexy. She is nothing like Marilyn. Debra Messing plays the play's writer. She's miscast too. She was a good foil for Will as Grace. She's quite creepy in a serious role. I do not like her. Anjelica Houston plays a producer. I do like her. But, not enough to watch this mess again. It's almost laughable how miscast McPhee is in it. Her voice does nothing for me. I was not blown away. I've heard better stuff from my family singing in the shower. In all of New York city, this is the chick that 'blows them away' and is the next Broadway sensation? Please. Kristin Chenoweth she's not. And to think of her as Marilyn Monroe is ludicrous. That's the sexiest photo I could find of her. It looks like her nipple is infected. Sexy. ~eye roll~ The cast of Glee can sleep easy after the debut of this mess.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Smash is just not right
I watched Smash. I don't get it. Here's the series plot as quick as I can tell it. Play writers are penning a musical about the life of Marilyn Monroe. They have a potential lead picked out, a busty talented blond. But, into the audition walks the Katherine McPhee character and blows them away with her voice and looks. The problem? She isn't that talented. And she isn't that beautiful. She is not a bit sexy. She is nothing like Marilyn. Debra Messing plays the play's writer. She's miscast too. She was a good foil for Will as Grace. She's quite creepy in a serious role. I do not like her. Anjelica Houston plays a producer. I do like her. But, not enough to watch this mess again. It's almost laughable how miscast McPhee is in it. Her voice does nothing for me. I was not blown away. I've heard better stuff from my family singing in the shower. In all of New York city, this is the chick that 'blows them away' and is the next Broadway sensation? Please. Kristin Chenoweth she's not. And to think of her as Marilyn Monroe is ludicrous. That's the sexiest photo I could find of her. It looks like her nipple is infected. Sexy. ~eye roll~ The cast of Glee can sleep easy after the debut of this mess.
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Wow. Pathetically not sexy.
That's Marilyn Monroe. Like Lohan is Monroe.
Her pterodactyl feet are grossing me out.
I'm impressed you could spell that. I would have googled it and still got it wrong.
I was looking forward to this show. Watched it, hated it. Very disappointing.
Didnt watch the show once I saw the chick from Will & Grace was in it.
I've been trying to figure out WTH is wrong with her chest in this pic! That is one dead unsexy photo. Her foot's fugly, a bam bam foot and it looks like she has mastitis of the right breat...not a sight for GQ. She needs Udder Cream.
I cannot tell a lie, even about prehistoric feet. I did spell check pterodactyl - hahahaha - because I was the geeky kid who had an English Teacher for a mother and won the 6th grade spelling contest way back when the dinosaurs roamed. : )
LOL. Pshaw, you look 20.
Beth, do you hate Messing like I do? Can't stand her bony ass.
Hate Messing. (Strangely I love some movies she's in, like, Wedding Date). I think she's Coke Mom from the Blinds. Dig Angelica. Still can't get myself to watch a "musical."
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