Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Channeling the crazy

I came home early from work because I've kinna had it. I feel like I've been in a war that kicked my ass. At work, I had men's day. All men. The farmers are coming in for their annual reading, since it's almost planting season. If you care, the cards say a wet Spring with lots of bizarre storms and a dry Summer. Probably a drought. Oh, and an Earthquake will kick California's ass. That last part was from my astrologist, but, while he was telling me that, the Cali card came up and then the card of loss. So, I'm betting he's right. He says Japan will get it again too and much worse this time. And then I got bored and came home.

So, I turned on the computer to see what the celebs have been up to. Something cool had to have happened, right? No. Who gives a shit how Kim K wore her extensions. No one's died since Whitney...speaking of Whitney, I just saw the Oprah clip where Bobbi Kristina said she feels Whitney around her and she turns the lights on and off. That's probably because she IS turning the lights on and off. Bobbi Kristina sounds sort of crazy, but, I believe her. She needs to keep the crazy to herself a little though. I mean, come on, her mother was Whitney Houston. She was one GIANT personality and she's probably still hanging around her only child and..well, turning the lights on and off.

But, everyone will think Bobbi Kristina is koo koo. Because in America it's okay to say you believe in your invisible best friend in the sky, that's perfectly okay. Normal even. But, to say your dead mom is turning the lights on and off? Koo koo. Right? It's not fair, but, that's the way it is.


11 comments:

Dan Zinski said...

Don't look at me, I think it's all koo koo.

Dirty Disher said...

You're not alone. There's someone behind you. I am serious.

Miss Tia said...

eddie's brother would turn the lights on and off at his place...the switch would get turned off, it just wasn't the electrical in the house fucking up....and eddie's phone would end up down the hallway, which is where Howdy would throw it when he wanted eddie's attention (he lost his voice when he was dying of lou gerhig disease)....i wonder if Howdy will follow eddie to his new place (which hopefully he can move into soon)....

it's ridiculous that people can believe in an imaginary being in the sky that's responsible for everything, but if you say you see or hear people who have passed they think you're cuckoo for coco puffs.....

the weather has been fucked this year....it's in the 70s today....we hardly had snow this past winter.....

Dirty Disher said...

Cuckoo...is that how it's spelled? Good to know.

Anonymous said...

Do you ever do readings over the Internet?

CJ said...

Japan did have another quake this morning. 6.something

Weather is beautiful here. I was inside at work all day :( Eh, that's life!

Is it cookoo or coocoo or... does it really matter. We all are!

CJ said...

Your day is now complete. According to the lyrics in one of the songs in the Sound of Music it's spelled ... Cuckoo.

Now we can all sleep soundly tonight.

Dirty Disher said...

Indeed. Not that I'll remember the next time I use it. And, no, anon, I don't. It might be a good experiment sometime though.

Unknown said...

hope you're feeling happier soon. i know its killing you that lissa is with her mother and you are worried about her physical and mental well being because of it. but given how these welfare workers operate, its definitely in your favour that they have taken your relationship into account to the extent that they are saying that lissa stay with you on weekends. i know its not enough and shouldnt be tht way and only serves to cause more trauma for everyone, but at least you have your foot firmly in the door with a fighting chance. but again, im so sorry that you didnt get more because you and lissa sure as hell dont deserve more shit.

connie45 said...

You know, I was just thinking earlier today that California is overdue for a substantial shakedown. Think it's going to be a severe water restriction summer, so that would be of course when a big one would strike.

Dirty Disher said...

Thank you, Lia. I'm okay if the kids are okay. I'm just unsettled because I don't think it's over. You can't fix some things this quick.