Anyone watch Bethenny Ever After? I watch every episode. When she first married Jason Hoppy, I was like, well, he seems like a nice guy. Not what I'd call cute or attractive, but, I don't have to sleep with him, she does. Now that they're going on their second year of marriage and fighting, I don't like his ass at all. Everyone blames it all on her, but, this douche knew who he was marrying. He knew she was manic and dramatic and a workaholic. He also knew she was about to become very rich and very famous. He's a shy ordinary joe, right? He doesn't want to be famous. Waa. So, why is he in her reality show? He's always whining. Always bitching. Always has his nose stuck in the air. He thinks he's witty, but, just sarcastic and not funny. He's insulting and douchey and he pisses me off.He's such a girl. A bitchy girl. He needs to hitch up his mom pants and find a hobby that doesn't include riding on his wife's skirt tales. He's a mama's boy big time and that's another thing that pisses me off. Always whining about his parents and wanting Bethenny to spend days and nights with them every month, like she has nothing better to do. His mom is a jesus freak fruit cake who uses her fake niceness to horn in on every aspect of their life. Bethenny makes sure the baby sees her every couple of weeks, so what the fuck? Isn't that enough? No. She has to try and be Bethenny's bestest friend too. No matter if Bethenny likes it or not. To quote the nearly famous TrenchCoatKid, 'exchanging ponies.' Which is a term I love and I'm so stealing. Pushy wannabe assholes always want your ponies.
I hope Bethenny divorces Jason AND his mother and keeps all the ponies. I'm so sick of his mom jean wearing, whining, big nosed, fancy shade wearing, mama's behind kissing, dick head closeted punk ass I could puke. Even after their ill fated couples counseling boat trip they made up and he did it by saying to her, "I realize I have to have more patience with you and your problems." She awwwwed and accepted it. Really, Bethenny? How about, dick head, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. He needs to go. Oh, and I really want to sleep with Bethenny's therapist. Only for one night. It's not like I want to marry the guy. But, there you go. I don't have any problems myself. Clearly.
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I didn't get to watch it yet because it was storming last night and the stupid DirecTV doesn't work in storms, which I've always hated because you need the tv during storms to find out if you need to take cover.
Anyway, I couldn't agree with you more DD. He is a jerk and needs counseling himself. At least Bethanny admits her faults and is willing to work on them to be a better person. I'm sure he's not complaining about all the $$$.
Sex with the therapist? Think he would have a nice attention to detail? I see what you mean about Jason. Initally he seemed like a good counterbalance to Bethanny - now he seems intent on trying to keep her under his thumb. I think Mama Hopp heaps guilt on Jason -as their only other child died - and Jason tries way too hard to make up for that.
He's a real ass. The therapist? I just think he's hot. Because I'm warped. As for that mother thing, yeuck. She irritates me. I can't stand her corny pushy fake nice ass. If one kid dies, that's your tragedy to bare. You don't crawl up the other kid's butthole and demand all their time. It's sick.
Only caught a few minutes of the new season. I need to watch it on reruns. Isn't Bethenny's new therapist the same one that Taylor Armstrong is seeing? Saw a picture of him in a preview & looked like the same dude.
How awesome. <3
CJ. no. Taylor's guy is a wack job like her.
Oh, Pat. How much do I love thee? I am suffering from a bit of insomnia at the moment and I read this and you made me laugh, laugh, laugh. I never tire of reading your blog.
You made your old acquaintance from the Hamptons a happier woman right now (hope you remember me) and I cannot thank you enough. I'm going to try to nod off now thinking of your last descriptive paragraph. Well done, indeed. (BTW- Chief and Scout say hello and put some good thoughts out there for me- I need them)
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