Last night I couldn't sleep and Bravo had The Real HouseHo's Of Orange County on for the 600th time. I try not to watch them..or those damn houseHo's of Atlanta, but, I'm cursed. And I always see them late at night. I don't like them because the women on both those shows are so DUMB. Not even funny/dumb like Teresa from Joisey, but, seriously brain damaged. There is no one likable on either of those shows. Anyhow, Alexis Baloney or whatever her ho name is, was getting a nose job. Because of her sinus problems, not because she's not the most beautiful jesus lovin' house ho of all time and creation. I know..gag. (Although, he did fix her bumpy ass big nose at the same time, but, not because she needed it.) During the surgery, the doctor pulled out this...thing...and said it was the worst he's ever seen. It was like a fucking bloody giant garden slug. What the fuck was that thing?? Anyone know? I've googled and googled and I can't figure it out. It was the grossest thing I've ever seen...besides Alexis Couture.You'd think she'd go ahead and get a brain transplant while she was at it. There must be a dead Mongoloid somewhere that would donate her IQ so that Alexis could be normal stupid like the rest of her dumb as dirt cast mates. You'd think. Maybe Jimbo's insurance wouldn't cover brain cells and jesus wouldn't foot the bill either. Who knows? She looks the same to me. Dim.
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Now Im going to have watch that nose clearing episode to see what you're talking about. Ive started watchin it several times and just couldn't get through it.
Alexis looke like someone who is young trying to look older who is trying to look younger.
It was SO gross. It scared me.
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