Thursday, August 16, 2012

Teddy, the asshole cat

Saw this at d-listed. Laughed because it's just so simple and true. One of mom's asshole cats unlugged her cable last night and she was screaming hissy'd about it. I had to move all that heavy junk she keeps the tv on to find the plug. She makes fun of me being on 'that computer thing' all day, but, she can't live without her soap operas and her dumb talk shows. Asshole cats.

14 comments:

twinner said...

We just got back from taking our cat Sadie for her shots. The vet was shocked that she is still alive. The last time she was in (about 2 years ago) she had a red blood count of 1.6, normal is 6. She is now a happy and apparently healthy 14.5 pound girl.

Unknown said...

yep! thats an asshole cat ok. mine is driving me MAD meeouwing all the time. ive bought a new door because i had a hole the size of a large window cut right down to the floor so my old arthritic dog could step outside. anyway i decided not to saw a hole in new door for cat and leave a window open instead. well its winter and the window is shut so i spend all my time letting her in and out. its absurd and cray, but she has all the patience in the world and is happy to follow me about nagging. right now she is nagging again and i only just let her in, i really think she has altzheimers. grrrrr... she really is driving me nuts. you just cant train a freakin cat.

Unknown said...

i dont want to take her to the vet for fear she has a problem that requires my handing them all my money. :-(

Dirty Disher said...

Aww, good for Sadie. She has a good mommy.

Lia, if my dog doesn't stop barking at the toaster, I'm gonna throw it at him. It's a fucking toaser, gd it. I forget it's winter there. So odd to me.

mary_mary said...

Cats are not assholes; they are tiny leaders who will take over your world!
Hahaha

Anonymous said...

Someone please explain to me why a 5 year old female Bichon Frise is now humping her flat furry toy animals? She's spayed, always was. We just rescued her in April from mi MIL. But it's weird and annoying and embarrassing! My 18 month old neutered male Scottie never has done that. WTH? How do you stop them? I just nudge her and she just moves and keeps on going. If I holler at her she will stop, but GD, ya know? Stop that!!!
rox

Dirty Disher said...

The sites say it's typical play behavior. I've looked it up cause Niki is a leg humper and he has no balls. I knew it wasn't sexual by looking at his face. If he loves you, he will hump you. He only does it when we've just come home. It's like he's so glad to see us he can't contain his excitment. He acts hurt when we tell him to cut it out.

Unknown said...

haha a very young woman turned up at my place with her boyfriend and he was drop dead GORGOUS. all i could do was keep a straight face and attempt to maintain my dignity. but lol what did my dog do? yep! he started humping this guys leg. fark!!! so funny!

Dirty Disher said...

He was reading your mind. LMAO!

Jane said...

I love how it gives you that "yeah, I did it. what you going to do about it?" and then yawns. I love my cats, they have class (and a lot of poop).

Jane said...

Lia, admit it. You wanted to do the same thing!

Dirty Disher said...

The yawn is the best part. Like, yeah, so?

Unknown said...

haha jane and pat... you got it! but i'm glad prince was the forward one and not me lol. an older woman drooling over a young womans borfriend is really not a good look. it was funny though... im sure everyine in the room kinda understood what was really going on. my little gay doggie boy had great taste in men also!

Dirty Disher said...

I'd like to see him now. I haven't seen anything that made me look twice in 300 years.