Monday, September 17, 2012

Duchess of Cambridge giggles

There were several photos this morning of Her Royal Highness, K-tit, giggling at the topless state of native greeters in Marau. I have to say, it surprised me. I mean, how childish do you have to be to giggle at half naked natives when you yourself are embroiled in some ridiculous topless scandal? It's unseemly and smacks of ignorance. Keep your clothes on, K-tit. I'll never understand why these royals run around naked when they know damn well they are never alone..and then make a big stink about pap photos. What the hell is so great about sunburned boobs that you can't keep your damn top on? Maybe I should ask the butt fugly Dutchess of Pork who declared the photos a disgraceful invasion of privacy. And I replied to my screen, oh, shut the fuck up, flab ass, at least K-tit has nice ones. And you are a fricken low rent black mailer, so kissing the Queens bum won't get you a dollar. As usual. And speaking of dumb, Lindsay Lohan had the nerve to Tweet about Amanda Bynes doing no jail time and she's just a Nickolodeon star and not a Disney star STAR like Blowhan. I always thought, up until now, that Lindsay just did not give one fuck about people or property. But, she just proved she's got the IQ of stale hamburger bun. The girl is obviously REALLY stupid. She should be getting a check for being mentally handicapped. Big dur. Takes after her mom.

14 comments:

Miss Tia said...

duchess of pork---BRILLIANT!!! no reason for kate to have gone topless...and if someone could snap pix of them, where the hell was their security? seem to be a lapse there...princess margaret after the duchess of pork's pix scandal said that they had numerous houses she could have gone to to have total privacy, which was true....fergie is a total hot mess and indeed a black mailer, isn't it amazing how her cash for access to andrew sort of got swept under the rug??

lindsay tweeting about bynes really takes the cake....

Dirty Disher said...

I actually like most of the royals, but, their shit is ridic sometimes. Like now. Too many stupid people in the news today, worse than usual.

Anonymous said...

I still can't believe she was topless, outside! I mean they have guards all around anyways, she just gave them a free show too. Thats just ignorant. So what, she's thin and has little boobs, people will still want to look at the queen-to-be boobs! Lesson learned. Don't get the giggling either, probably was laughing at how William was going to handle this. Or thinking... "OMG, I cannot believe this!" WTH? William!!!" This must not have been planned. I think it's a hoot. I might have laughed too, except I wouldn't want to be their supper. JK. It's definitely ironic.
Li-Blows, is of zero consequence, she always makes herself a part of everything, for attention. Machete' came on this weekend, saw her name, had to turn it. Looks gruesome anyway.

rox

Anonymous said...

Did you see the one with Prince Phillip with his 'issue' hanging in the breeze under his kilt!!!!!!!I can't remember where I saw it but gross!!!!On here somewhere!!!Marilyn

Anonymous said...

Well, no wonder he's always sick in bed! ;)

Anonymous said...

prince phil was wearing a kilt as a true scotsman should, with nought on underneet. lol

Anonymous said...

kates boobs. sigh, we are in serious debt as a planet, people are burning down embassies in protest about some fuck stoopid home movie about allah and kates beewbs are dominating the front pages. No one gives a flying fuck about her tits here in UK, the pics are so shit & must have been taken with the hubble space telescope & the pap who took them must have been hanging upside down in a fucking tree or something. I hope they win their court action to stop these paps from taking liberties cause they really are the shit scraped off the bottom of a shoe but they are only tits, the world will still turn. I just wish the news here would show a bit of common sense when reporting about it.

Anonymous said...

Bubbleeator...I may love you.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Boob-Kate, move over for a second. Scooch...Ok, just saw this and am about to leave work: Good news!! Us doggy lovers will rejoice over this! I think DD did a post about this recently.

http://gma.yahoo.com/colorado-hiker-abandoned-injured-dog-relinquishes-custody-143341053--abc-news-topstories.html

Jo said...

In all seriousness..they are just boobs. Who cares.
DD, this is totally OT but you found a puff ball and was wondering how to cook it. My husband just found another one in the yard and he cooks them all the time. He just cuts them thinly and then fries them in some butter and puts some garlic powder on them while they're cooking. I guess you could use any seasoning you wanted but you have to remember that they are like a mushroom so choose a seasoning that would be appropriate. He tried frying them in olive oil but he didn't like it.
I won't eat them because I'm sure my dog has taken a pee on them at some point and also, I used to kick the shit out of them when I was a kid so they're more like a toy to me. Hope this information isn't too late.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Bubbleator!

I've been thinking the same thing since Kate's tits hit the covers. 4 US Diplomats died on 9/11. Let's have some perspective media. Embassies attacked, then bases with US and UK troops killed...but everyone's focused on Kate's tits. Yeah it sucks someone took pics, but guess what? In Europe, everyone sunbathes topless, not a BFD! It wouldn't shock a bodyguard, a child, an uncle, a male cousin or grandmother. It's the culture outside of Britain. I'm more worried that someone could get close enough to take pics and be within range to shoot them. Lax security perimeter.

Sorry for the rant. Bad day. Boobs schmoobs.

Beth

Unknown said...

haha i posted that photo on my facebook with the caption

'kate gets her topless photo scandal into perspective'

kate is young. young women sunbath topless, i did, and i'll bet you did too.

Unknown said...

i mean you all!!

Anonymous said...

Actually no, I didn't.