Friday, September 28, 2012

No longer a fan of Anderson Cooper OR Just Jared

Anderson Cooper isn't reporting from the front line for CNN anymore. Anderson has settled for having a cutesy little day time talk show where he shouts encouragement for the likes of Lindsay Blowhan. "We're rooting for you, Lindsay!" Yeah. Real hard core stuff. This week Anderson hit an all time low when he interviewed Teresa Giudice. It seems Anderson is good friends with Bravo's WWHL host, Andy Cohen. Or maybe they're sleeping together. I don't know. Andy loves sparkly bottoms, cough, so maybe it's a position that allows Anderson an obstructed view of Miss Andy's crossed eyes. Whatever the problem is between Teresa and Andy Cohen, Anderson chose a side before the show even started. He laid into Teresa calling her mean and accused her of being 12 years old based on a clip from an episode that hasn't even come out yet. Anderson thought he was pandering to his audience after listening to Cohen, who he quoted. Guess what? After the show aired, Anderson got so much flack from viewers for his one sided view of the housewife that he actually back tracked and asked her back the next day. Anderson went on and on about how people thought he'd been rude and said, 'he has no dog in this fight', which clearly isn't true. His dog is Miss Andy Cross Eyed Cohen. Anderson wasn't the least bit apologetic to Teresa, but, he was shitting himself at the Twitter war he incited with his unfair and uninformed treatment of a woman he didn't even know on a show he clearly doesn't watch. Teresa, on the other hand, was quite nice and polite and though not well spoken, she got her points across on the second interview.

To make matters worse for Anderson Cooper, he has a 'blogger of the day' on and it was Jared Eng of Just Jared gossip website. Neither of them were the least bit prepared. Jared, with his smug expression, holding his ridiculous lap top in the audience, started flapping about the cast of RHONJ and their Twitter wars. Anderson nodded his head in agreement. Teresa was genuinly confused by this turn and asked, "Are you talking about me?" Jared went on with the bullshit, 'yes, there have been so many of you involved in the Twitter wars.' Teresa then said, "Not me. That's not my style." and turned her attention elsewhere. Everyone who's a Tre fan knows she only uses Twitter for promotions. Teresa doesn't even like to Twitter and has never been known to respond to negativity there (or on her official blog.) The rest of the cast lives on Twitter. Jared made himself look like an idiot. An uninformed idiot and I will never read his blog again. If he's that off the mark on a celeb he's appearing on TV with, why would I bother?

Anderson can go cry in his pillow. Andy Cohen can wipe away his tears for him. "Nobudy wikes me anymore, boo hoo." Teresa has left everyone in her dust this season as her star rises, but, I never thought I'd see the day she'd take down Anderson Cooper. And she did it just by being dingy real Tre from Patterson.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm with you on this. I quit Just Jared about six months ago and I never did get Anderson Cooper.

Dirty Disher said...

Done with them. For real. It was sickening and unprofessional.

Dan Zinski said...

Told you.

Unknown said...

The jury has always been out (for me) on Anderson Cooper. I haven't been able to tell if he really was a journalist, or not.
I caught a few minutes of a different episode, not the one you mention, and was totally turned off. Simpering asshole is how I would describe him. I won't waste any more time on his "reporting".

Dirty Disher said...

Melvin, indeed you did. I should have listened.

Miss Tia said...

never read 'just jared'.....anderson SHOULD have michael k from dlisted on there but michael k even though he lusts after anderson never gets involved with celebs as he feels it would affect his blogging ....

Dirty Disher said...

Michael K woul dhave been hilarious. I have thought about this and I know, without a doubt, that if he'd asked crabbie to do it, crabbie would have watched the show. Probably crammed the whole season in one night, THEN he would have researched the Bravo website and all housewife blogs. He would have known the score. Cooper and Eng made themselves look like pathetic hacks.

Anonymous said...

I never got into Just jared either. I heard he kisses Angelina and Brads asses long ago, so never ventured. Is that him on the lower pic? The asian guy? He has had his lips done. HUGE!! thats gross. I guess to give better beej? Yuck, or he just wants to look like AJ? Anderson sold out to the cotton candy stuff, he is best suited for real news. He even looks serious. I don't ever watch daytime Tv and when there's a holiday and I am home, theres' absolutely zero on TV during the day. How boring. And I have about 500+ channels! Netflix, thank gawd! I just don't get to watch alot of TV ever. My new favorite night is Wednesdays on ABC. Great lineup of comedys. Not reality-fake tv drama. I love to laugh.

rox

Dirty Disher said...

...I think they both went by shitty Radar headlines. "Teresa, most hated housewife." That was their headline today. It's so not true. They had no idea she has real fans and lots of them. Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Is Just Jared the next Perez Hilton? Oh, gag me!

Erin said...

Well that's disappointing. I've been an Anderson fan since his coverage of Katrina. I record his show. Guess ill have to stop now - after I watch Tre, of course. ;)

Dirty Disher said...

Are you waiting for the reunion on Sun?? I was, but, I made a pledge not to watch it as a signal to Bravo. Theres a big movement going to show them what we think of their underhanded editing this season.

Erin said...

Oh man DD! I really want to watch it! I'll try to abstain but I can't make any promises. Are you watching NY? Aviva is insane!

Dirty Disher said...

Aviva, better known as Paper Towel. Her phobias might prevent her from coming to a reunion. Shes afraid of satin, candelabras, one shoulder gowns, tweets being read aloud and people with crossed eyes. Forgive her insanity, poor thing only has one leg. Did you know that? LMAO!

Have no fear, they said I could watch the NJ reunion second showing right after. Thank the load! I am dying to see Tre call Manzo Blubbler, Blubber, Blubber!! And she calls out Lap Band Lauren and the jobless boys! OMG!

CJ said...

Was looking forward to the reunion blow up. Now I'm not sure I'll be watching. My Freaking Cable Went Out This Afternoon. The first day T/W says a tech can be here is Tuesday afternoon. They are now trying for an earlier emergency time after I explaned to them ... IT'S THEIR FAULT. Early this afternoon two T/W dudes were in my backyard checking the box that connects four houses to the underground lines. Hour & half later I turned on the TV... no cable! Coincidence, I think not! Don't these people realize I need my cable to watch RHONJ & RHONY? (and I also need my tv to fall asleep with. not sure how that's gonna work tonight)

CJ said...

Aviva? She's a self centered ass.

Miss Tia said...

Keep on TW's ASS!!!! i can't believe they have appointments that far out! keep on them and that is NO coincidence!!! totally their fault and they should have been back TODAY to fix it!!! make sure they credit your account too!! if they dick you around, ask for a supervisor!

FUCK TIME WARNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

CJ said...

I was told I'll be receiving a credit starting from early this afternoon. I just want the dudes to come back & fix my cable. CSR on the phone asked ... did you try unscrewing & reconnecting your cable to the TV. NO! My cable was working at 9am when I shut the tv off. It was NOT working at 3pm when I turned the tv back on (1.5 hours after T/W was in my backyard). Don't think my cable became disconnected from my tv when no one was in the room all day.

Erin said...

Wahoo! Glad you get to watch at some point because it's not the same if we don't get your comments on it.

You nailed it with Aviva! I'm really enjoying Ramona and Sonya this season. They crack me up. Saw Kat (from DC) on WWHL the other night and she thinks LuAnn made up sleeping with the French Johnny Depp to make her story line more interesting. I think she has a good point.

Miss Tia said...

make sure you watch your bill too!! those sneaky fucks don't like to give out credits!!! call 'em again tomorrow!!! and if you see them in your neighborhood tomorrow, go out there and up to 'em and tell 'em what they did!!!! wonder if they took out the neighbor's cable too??? next time you see 'em in your back yard, turn on your tv, go out there and tell 'em they can't leave to you make sure your cable is working!!

Dirty Disher said...

I think the Cuntess is a straight up whore and always has been.