Tom Cruise parties in "exclusive London nightclub Annabels alongside Tara Reid and Benicio Del Toro following a dinner date with a mystery brunette this week."
Source. I can't help but think Tommy should marry Tara Reid. The convo would go something like this. "Like I juss need some, like, struk-sure, you know? Like, I think, like, Sinotolegee is so, like, cool, like." Him: "I agree because I'm a heterosexual. I am really, really heterosexual. Let's call David and see if he can marry us...and dye your hair black."
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I thought she was engaged? Is that off? She's already kinda nutty, it would be perfect & hilarious. He is getting desperate now! Thats too funny. He should marry some nobody from church, a submissive Scieno chick. He does like dark hair, thats true. Tara can just grow out her roots. If he was honest he would just stay a "batchelor" and enjoy it, cuz who gives a f*ck now?
I do wonder HOW exactly, Tom Cruise "parties"? What would be involved? Im picturing that he's surrounded by his people telling him how fabulous he is and nodding and laughing at his every word.
If Mary Mary checks in here - wonering if you got to see Space Shuttle Endeavour fly over the city? It passed over my house at 12:33pm. I did not think I would get that excited - but I did and choked back some tears...
I want to know how Tara Reid can afford to go to London and have drinks all at the same time.
tom is always surrounded by scientologists so partaaying with tom would be lame, i'd say. david miscivage has probably sent tom on a recruitment drive amongst celebrities in order to pay penance for the damage his failed marriage has caused the church. lol
they gotta get more celebs cuz look at all the recent defections!! that was even BEFORE cruise's divorce.....
Tom...sitting in a tree? How does he get in said tree? Ladder? A lift? Ole shorty ain't climbing no tree!
Hope you're ok, DD!!
Hope you're okay. Thinking of you and Lis. Beth
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