Monday, October 1, 2012

RHONJ Reunion part 1

I have a lot to say about this reunion. I'll put most of it in comments when the other people who watch this join in. I can't wait to discuss it. I put Bravo's promotional photo of the cast on first. As you can see, they are all the same size. Amazing, isn't it? Why, they could share clothes! The second photo is real and shows who actually tries to shove 200 plus pounds of sausage in a 5 pound skin tight bag. Roll, Caroline? Ahem. Clearly, Melissa and Teresa are thin, small people and have great bods. The others are beasts, inside and out. Missy is just a beast period. A beast with a bod.  Katfish is the worst. Satin is not your friend, Fish Face. And your new nose is bizarre. Did anyone else notice Missy is wearing the same dress Tre wears in her head interviews all season? Missy took the feathers off the shoulder so it wouldn't be obvious, but, please. It's Tre's dress. Which was Tre's mistake that Missy repeated for her own insane reasons. Copy cunt, err, I mean, cat.

I love, love, love the fact that sneaky snake Katfish Wakili outed herself by being the true bitch I knew she was all along. Insulting Teresa's aging parents who aren't even part of the show. Her exact words were "You're mother is a fucking liar. Your father is a coward!" Real classy there, Katfish. I also adore that Andy Cohen and Bravo's lesbian poster child, Rosie, went apeshit and threatened to kill Teresa and cut her tongue out and didn't care if she went to prison for it. I loved that. I knew that butch bitch was crazy. I'm so glad she proved me right. How did Teresa ever survive with this violent idiot family? They make her table flip look like a tea party.

I also loved that Tre slung some shit..finally! She called Manzo an old hag and blubber, blubber, blubber. People are saying she had no right? Really? After the Christmas pageant dress comment and the shut ups and the insults all season? She had every right and I loved it. I also loved Lap Band Lauren going off on Tre. WTF was she even doing there? Bitch isn't a housewife, she's a sponging moron Manzo kid. She looked like a bloated burnt Cheeto. He 'amazing transformation' didn't include her brain. Laying into Teresa's small children, the bitch made herself look like exactly what she is..a cunt. Apparently, Teresa's favorite descriptive for the lot of these ignorant snakes.

I also loved the way Jaqoholic tried to make the whole season about her and Teresa shut her down by turning and arguing with Missy. That cracked me the fuck up. Jaq is such a nothing and adds nothing to this show, but, whine. A lot to love in this reunion. Not that I loved everything Tre had to say, but, she's the only one I believe and I don't give a fuck if she doesn't know how to spell Napalm. She knows how to spell cunt. That's all I really wanted to know. Can't wait for part 2 when the guys come on.

Please, fans, come talk to me about this thing before I die of isolation and New Jersey outrage. It's killing my brain. There's SOOO much more I could have added. HERE's a link to the reunion on YT, if you haven't seen it yet.

24 comments:

Miss Tia said...

I know CJ will be wanting to join you in discussing this as soon as she watches the shows.....her TW was still out last night (i HAD tweeted them----they reply to tweets!! but they hadn't been out to fix it, she was gonna go to youtube)......

totally OT, but i just got up, started with your page, then went to dlisted and i won the caption this contest from friday! YEAH!!! :) maybe the blimp will be out today to make the day even better!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

Hey, congrats! That's so cool. Didn't you win it before too?

Miss Tia said...

yeah, i've won it a couple times, i don't always write a caption every day, only when i look at the pix and one instantly pops in my head so i only do that maybe once or twice a month.....i think i've won it like 3 times now and been runner up a few times...always a thrill! :)

CJ said...

I had checked the other youtube link earlier this morning & there was no vid for the reunion. Glad you posted this link. I'm in the middle of something right now so I'll watch it in an hour or so.

BTW ... T/W might tweet, but they don't call !

AngieNJLove said...

Hi D!! The reunion was a hot mess!! Nutty Jaq with her I have proof, I have messages uh just stfu & show proof already!! I loved how she got called out for her bankrupcy, bitch dont lie it's the same thing as Tre's!

Nasty Caroline making her ugly faces, she had no defense for being nasty. I couldn't understand for the life of me why Lauryn was up there! She will always be a fat girl no matter how thin she is! Insulting Tre's kids was low.

Andy dissed Kathy when he told her "yellow light" with the surgery meaning slow down. I died laughing!! Kathy is the reigning Queen of Kuntropolis for saying that about her own family! Shame on her!

Melissa is still a wench, I cant wait for her to leave Joe:))

Tre did good considering it was 4 or 5 against 1.

Miss Tia said...

CJ---i will DM tw and tell 'em that!!! i mean, they responded within an HOUR friday of my tweet, and then nada on your end! tsk tsk TW!!!

Dirty Disher said...

Do you think they'll bring the Manzo wonder boys out so they can punch Tre too? Get a job, losers.

Dirty Disher said...

Funny moment..when Missy told Tre to turn around, she was tired of talking to her weave and Tre said, "I'm not wearing extensions." Jaqoholic shouted, "But, you did last year!!" Like she had some dirt. LMAO! Crazy broad.

COTD said...

You summed it all up, DD. Can't stand any of them 'cept Tre, and I find myself losing respect for her because of the way Juicy tells her to shut up. Deal with that, Tre! Get him drunk, when he passes out, sew him up in the bedsheet and work him over with a baseball bat. I can't stand to hear a man tell his wife to shut up. No, Juicy Jo, now YOU'LL stfu with your jaw wired shut.... Schmuck...
I cannot wait for part 2, when they have the "men" on. I hope Tre punches Rosie in her crazy eyes.
Sorry that was long, you said you wanted comments from people who watch this crap.

Jane said...

I have to admit, I don't watch this so I'm not sure of who is who.
Is the 2nd from the left person in the top pic. in drag?

Congrats Miss Tia!!!

CJ said...

Truthfully... I think they are all insane. It would be humorous if it was a totally scripted show. Considering that these are real people, it's sad they way they have put themselves out there for their '15 minutes'.

Will I stop watching? Probably not. I get sadistic enjoyment out of watching people who are more screwed up than me!

A couple thoughts/ questions:
Why does lapband Loren suddenly look like a chubby Ashley?
Will Jax ever quit crying? She must go thru a box of kleenex a day.
Richie ranks up there as one of the most ignorant assholes.
Why the fark is Rosie even given airspace on that show. Bitch needs to be medicated.
Jax & Chris aren't going thru personal bankruptcy, it's corporate bankruptcy. B/C it's a corporation, the creditors can't touch any of their personal assets. (lucky them. All of their shady business transactions were behind the legal piece of paper.)

DD, did check out your Mensa link the other day. Amazing how the stories change when you hear from the other side! Tre isn't quite the devil she's made out to be. Oh to be a fly on the wall when all the producers are plotting!

Jane ... The person in the top picture is Tre.

CJ said...

... and Missy's dress? It's by the same designer as Tre's dress.

Coincidence?

http://www.bigblondehair.com/real-housewives/rhonj/melissa-gorgas-season-4-reunion-dress/

Dirty Disher said...

I just hate them all so much. I relate to Tre trying to live with these insane losers and carry on. My own family is so fucked up. Sometimes I wish we were on tv so people could see what I deal with. Jaqoholic is seriously disturbed and so is Rosie. So is Joe Gorga for that matter. They need to be locked away. Caroline is just evil and not very bright. A bad combo. Melissa is the most manipulative lying bitch ever. Katfish is one angry ho. The truth came out. She's dispicable. These skanks came into Teresa's work place and started all this. Are you kidding me?? I would have killed them. She can't have anything. How dare she do anything successful without them horning in. They are untalented, unlikable, voilent lying animals, the lot of them! OMG, I hate them!

Dirty Disher said...

CJ, I believed Tre about the copying from day one. Everyone thought it was petty. Fuck me! You deal with that for 8 years. I would have killed the bitch. Melissa is a piece of work.

Dirty Disher said...

...and why did all those whores wear mini skirts?? I could see up their dress and smell fish through my tv for an hour. They think they're hot?? Fuck, fuck, fuck. Old overweight middle aged menopasal hags in mini skirts. And Manzo had the nerve to knock Teresa's dress? Shut the fuck up, you fat ugly heiffer!

Stephanie said...

I'm watching it right now, and it's disgusting how Andy and Bravo let this shit show go on. I agree with Angie, Tre did a good job for them all ganged up on her.

Kathy looks horrendous, and I love that Andy yellow lighted her. The smaller nose makes her look bigger.

Lastly, I am so sick of the Manzo kids.. Why was Lauren brought out so soon? Tre was right, how did Lauren feel about how Caroline spoke about her? I'd be crushed if my mom said those things.

Dirty Disher said...

Those Manzo kids have to GO. They add nothing and Lauren is a mean hag. She's the meanest most vile young woman I have ever seen. Her own mom called her an asshole. She is! I read her tweets yesterday and she thinks it's okay to pass out pills to people. And talk about how they passed around xanex at the reunion. OMG, she's an idiot.

Dirty Disher said...

Steph, I never saw anything wrong with Katfish's nose. I think she now looks plastic and weird. Her lip plumping looks stupid as hell. She's fucked up her face with Bravo bucks. All this hell she caused her family and this was her goal? A fucked up face. jesus.

Erin said...

I don't even know what to say. I guess I have a few observations but I have to admit I was exhausted after watching that show last night and my head is still spinning.

I can't imagine what Jaq went through with trying to find out what is wrong with her son and treatments she can find to make him better. That being said, I just found it odd and uncomfortable to see Jaq and Caroline crying over it - especially Caroline. It just didn't feel right for some reason - it was too much.

Lauren still doesn't look great. I'm all for doing what you want to make yourself feel/look better but she just comes off as a spoiled little rich girl. And it was really low to attack Tre's small children.

I don't even understand how Tre and Kathy started insulting each other's parents. But Rosie is insane and I'd get a restraining order if I were Tre.

What did you think about Jaq's accusations to Tre that Tre had been asking her from day one to out Melissa as a stripper? And Jaq's accusation that after she and Tre made up in the trailer that she overheard Tre telling Melissa that she hates Jaq?

Dirty Disher said...

I don't think that's true. I believe Tre told Jaq and Caro that Melissa was a stripper, that's all. They didn't keep that confidence. BUT, I'll bet you anything Caroline told Tre that Jaq was a stripper or hooker in Vegas too and I'm wondering when Tre will finally tell it. She owes them nothing after what they've done to her. But, no, I do not believe she tried to get them to set Melissa up. She only wanted support and believed she was talking to friends off camera. I also believe Ashley was sent off because she threatened to expose Jaq's past. Wait and see.

I'm sick of the autism shit. Jaq hasn't done anything to help her kid. She's always drunk, high and on twitter. She stalks Tre 24/7 because she's nuts.

Dirty Disher said...

Oh, and I don't believe Jaq overheard that. I think Jaq and Melissa made it up. The pre-arranged that accusation. They've been caught in too many lies this season. If she had said it, I don't think she gives a shit at this point and would say, so what, bitch?

islandgirl said...

Can't say I like any of them. I think T was and is as classless as the rest of them. I can't believe T is totally innocent in all of this. She is and always was out for herself. She won't ever listen to anything anyone has to say unless the subject is something that has to do with her. It's T's world and everyone else just lives in it. I didn't like her in season 1 and I still don't. Her insults go right to the jugular. I think she is mean-spirited.
Kathy's nose job is awful. I can't believe she insulted T's parents that way. That was way wrong.
I pretty much agree with what u say about Caroline and Lauren-total bitches.
Jac's behavior is erratic, but may be validated because of the kid's autism. She wasn't as nutsy in previous seasons.
Melissa, I can't see what you see. I'm sure she isn't an innocent, but I don't belive she is as calculating as you think she is.
Time will tell,I'm sure.
Should be interesting when the guys show up.

Anonymous said...

14:01 minutes = I couldn't watch anymore. All the nagging and whining and misunderstood feelings and gossip and fakeness left me uninterested.

Dirty Disher said...

Island, I sort of agree with you. Tre is a cold hearted bitch sometimes. I thought she was an idiot at first. But, when they got in financial trouble I started watching closely and she amazed me. She'd been a houswife who spent gobs of money and then she picked herself up, went out and kicked ass bringing home the major bacon. And she had no time to insult anyone on Twitter or blogs, she was seriously working. I was impressed. Still am. Then she went on Celeb Apprentice and did well. She found Neph Cure and ran with it. She's still heavily involved in that charity. When I think of the hell her family put her through because they expected a piece of her pie, well, I became a fan. The rest of the cast is worthless. Except Dina Manzo, who took her charm and talent to another channel and cut her family out of her life. Dina also has a charity, it's called Project Ladybug. Tre and Dina are doing well and making a difference for sick children and it's not a front. The rest of them are flat out crooks. You can check it all out if you have time for that sort of thing. It's interesting, I promise. Like I've said, the REAL story of the not so real housewives is behind the scenes.