Q. Tacky Halloween Costume: I am having a problem with my three daughters. They have been watching a new "reality" show. The family in this show is crude, very poor, and spends ridiculous amounts of time and money on pageants for their youngest daughter. My girls have decided that they want to dress up as this family for Halloween. I am not comfortable with this, as I think it is mocking and in poor taste. My girls don't see it that way. They think it is funny. One of them wants to dress up as the mother of this family—she is over 300 pounds, and she seems to burp and sneeze whenever she is on camera. Another wants to dress up as the pageant daughter—in full regalia. The third wants to dress up as the oldest daughter, who was pregnant and just had her baby. This child has a minor birth defect, and they plan on using this in the costume too. They've already modified a doll to be the new baby. They are practicing using Southern accents, adding in bad grammar and crude slang to imitate these people. I can't seem to get my wife on board to veto this tacky idea; she actually thinks it's funny, too. Am I being a big grouch, or am I right that this will completely offend our neighbors?
A: I agree with you that dressing up as Honey Boo Boo and family is a tasteless mistake. It's not a matter of offending the neighbors, it's a matter of explaining to the kids that even though these people are on television, they are real human beings leading dysfunctional, even depraved lives. You understand the impulse to laugh, but mocking the poor, uneducated, and disabled will make your own children appear mean and insensitive.
Me: Hey Prudence, you snot nosed old bag, how is that family dysfunctional or depraved? Who the fuck do you think you are passing judgement on anyone who's not uptight and has a stick up their ass, like you? Maybe the costumes are South Park cartoons? Who the fuck cares? Shut your face, you old biddy..and stop using that old picture on your site. We know it's 20 years old.
Oh, and let me tell you something about today's Prudence vid. You say ALL smokers are litter bugs who think they are the last people in the world allowed to litter with their disgusting habit? I'm a smoker and a gardener and nothing would gross me out like butts in a flower bed. Get your old ass out on the streets and start DNA testing all the butts. None of them are mine, you old rip. I have never littered in my life. You don't know what the hell you're talking about, you're just talking out your judgemental ass as usual. People like you piss me off. You just put people in your little boxes and that's that. Small minded, narrow views and I'll bet you're about as much fun a putting a panty liner on upside down. You old bridge playing whore, shut up.
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Well, when South Park mocks you, you are officially a "star"! Prudy sounds jealous to me, seriously. I think momma Kris K is also jealous. They worked sooo GD hard to be fake plastic people and have TV shows and these folks play themselves for real and get a hit! That would piss you off I suppose! LOL. I need to watch some Honey Boo-Boo. I never have.
rox
They just got raises, huge ones, because people like them. Mama June was offered a better house, but, declined. She likes her neighborhood and living next to the gas station. I thought that was cool. I hope they stay just like they are.
DD...You go girl! Tell that prune faced old biddy to geta life. I was afraid when it first came out, that the network would just make fun of them. But they seem to take it all in stride. Remember the "Shhh It's a Wig" show? They had a good time with that one---Shuggie in a mullet was too cute.
They did get a raise but you can bet it's not on the lines of what the K's get and I would much rather watch this family.
There is one thing I admire about June, that woman sure can coupon!
Why would she be offered a better house? Thats insulting. Isn't the whole point that they are what they are? Remember when Roseanne won the lottery & acted rich and Dan died? Thats when that show died! Dan got the he** out! He didn't die, he became a movie star!! LOL.
rox
The producers called it 'a more secure' house. Like they were concerned about her location next to the tracks. They might have a point now, but, somehow I think June and Sugar Bear can look out for themselves. I wouldn't cross 'em.
Roseanne ruined the show by winning the lottery. And she wrote that whole season which sucked major ass. She knew it was the last year though, so she went out with a bang..that flopped with viewer. I still love her though. Oh, she also HATED Dan in real life. Called him a coked up asshole. Google it. Great gossip behind the scenes.
Ok, so I cannot post this at the predators candy post...but apparently Uncle Karl made that hula hoop bag for the beach! LOL, he said it will hold your towel and serve as a drying rack because it will stand up in the sand. LMAO!!! For real, he said it. Its on MSNBC today! You are right, you can't make this sh** up!! Cracked me up.
rox
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