So,
HERE's a story about a homeless guy who made a bus shelter into Santa's house last year. Officials made him stop and kicked him out. They also found open containers of booze. They're trying to prevent him fom doing it again. Apparently, it's his mission in life. He's suffering from some anti-social behavior, they say. Well, 'they' say that about me too and I would think people like us wouldn't want anything to do with a bus shelter. I would have pitched a tent in the woods far away. Doesn't Santa bring presents? Yeah, what's he going to bring? A half a fifth of vodka and some urine stored in Mountain Dew bottles? Isn't that what bums do? He's a bum. And his decorations look like shit. Why are people so crazy? The pictures made me laugh. I needed a good laugh. But, seriously, crazy old fuck thinks because he's homeless he can take over a public bus shelter? Stupid old fuck. The decor was so tacky, it looked like my neighbor across the street's place. Those bitches put up that flashing, music playing crap again. With saggy blow up Santas. I have to get a photo. It ruins the peace of the season and makes me want to cut their electric lines in the night. Anyway, this geezer bitch needs to go live under a bridge like a proper homeless person. This is no way to be crazy. Was he dumb enough to think people would think it was cute and let him stay? Or buy him a house? Pushy old bum.
18 comments:
Maybe he Does think he'll be gifted with a home. Some people are dumb enough to donate to any Con out there. You word it right and they'll believe it.
I love you! Finally someone tells it like it is when it comes to this shit. I agree, Nutjob MaGee can go out in the woods and pitch a Santa's Workshop tent and drink himself into a 365 Xmas!
HAHAHAHA!!! HO HO HO and don't drink from the Mt. Dew bottles!!!!! LMAO!!! some bums will try a con again and again and eventually they'll find a sucker....
Just watch out for the dude behind the curtain because it's all a smoke screen.
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I wish Santa would bring me vodka.
I hope santa brings you an enema.
enema!! HAHA!! lots of people need the shit cleaned out of 'em!
Vodka enema's with dew chasers bring the yule time log and Rudolph with the red nose.
do liquor stores accept checks? eddie just asked me that....he was going to the state store...i told him to use cash....
I have no idea. I don't know why they wouldn't.
They take debit & credit cards. Dunno about checks.
i don't think they do accept checks....though if you bounce a check at a state store you'd probably be charged with something cuz that's a government agency.....they probably don't accept checks due to that and also it's pretty easy to forge checks and there's some unscrupulous people out there....basically stealing booze....gotta feed those habits one or another i suppose.....
and i did tell edward i am still waiting for my bottle of johnnie walker red....
I know where there is an unopened bottle of Jack & I have a bottle of (very solid) Baileys! Sorry, no Johnnie.
You cant have the unopened bottle of Jack. CJ! It's already wrapped.
Daphne
Didn't say I had it, only knew where it was :) Know the whole history of that bottle. Where it came from, where it went, how it traveled! Still hanging out with your momma?
frankly, i think the anti social behavoiur is being displayed by the authorities for kicking homelessman out. why shoudnt homelessman enjoy christmas in a bus shelter?
Maybe he's a crazy old bum, but I don't blame him. When you're alive, you gotta be who you are: express yourself. How can homeless people find self-expression without someone noticing? Most homeless I've seen don't try to get on anyone's case, they're just being people in the circumstances they find themselves in. I don't pity them but when you don't have a home to hide out in, everything you want to do is going to take place in someone's view.
We know some homeless guys and they set up a great camp the moment they get the chance. Most people have a domestic urge.
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