If you don't know why or where Shia LaBeouf is wearing a bag on his head in public, google it. I am not wasting time or a potential manicure fuck up typing a page about his silly ass. He thinks he's special. And not special ed, which is my suspicion. The first time I saw him hanging out with his neo hippie mama and still holding her hand, I knew. I thought, oh fuck me, how many times have I fought for a school parking spot with these new age hippe dippie mom's with their goddamn fake ass love beads and peace signs ushering their oh, so, speeechul little shit pots, who are always 'gifted little genius's' into school while they do everything but wipe their ass crack when they're in the 5th grade already? LaDouche got caught plagiarizing because most of his fans can't read. The heat was hard to take so he plagiarized an apology and got called on it. This is his form of a spoiled brat hissy fit. "Don't look at me! I didn't do nuffin!"
Oh, shut up. If you'd just shut up, people would forget about it. Most of your fans send you emails like this.."U R my FaV TOTS I wn U 2 rek my bargina!" So, just shut up and get over yourself. You got a lucky break kid, you are no Shirley Temple. Hell, you're not even a lesser Lohan. I don't care what you're hippie mama told you. Shy-A, She-a, She-dobbiedoobiedo, whatever the fuck your neo hippie name is. You irritate me. Time to grow up.
3 comments:
Shia's is a misunderstood genius, that's why he whips it out in every movie now and does subversive things like wear a bag over his head.
His mamma tell you that?
I wn U 2 rek my bargina!
Hhhhhaaaaahaahahahaha! DD, you are a hoot.
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