Saturday, February 8, 2014

Missing Wisconsin baby found alive behind an Iowa gas station

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That beautiful little newborn was kidnapped in the night as his parents slept. Of course, when they woke up and found no baby, they nearly went out of their minds with grief and fear and so did his grandmother. It turns out he was taken by his crazy aunt who was visiting from Denver. If they'd checked her Facebook, they would have seen weird posts she did where she claimed to be pregnant and after she took him, she actually posted that she'd just given birth. But, the family never suspected her because they didn't realize she was insane as fuck and dangerous. OMFG.

The police wanted to check her out though, so they got hot on her trail back to Denver and found her. She had baby clothes and a fake baby bump in her car, but, no baby. Where was the baby???? The crazy bitch got scared, knew they were on to her, so she put him in a bag and dumped him behind a gas station. And left!!!! Are you fucking kidding me? OH, MY, GOD. It is below zero here. He is a newborn. The police found him alive and he's back with his parents. I can't even believe what I just typed. I can't believe he's alive after being left out in this weather. It is so ungodly cold here right now, I got a mild case of frostbite on my fingers yesterday while I was filling the bird feeders. And I had heavy gloves on!

Listen, when I had my babies, and I'm sure you were the same, I was so overwhelmed with love and hormones I just couldn't hardly stand myself. Any mention of child cruelty on the news sent me into a weeping fit. If my baby had been kidnapped, I probably would have died of shock. Seriously. My heart would have just given out.

Now, if I got my baby back and found out it was his crazy aunt who took him, but, he wasn't hurt and it was because she was craving a child so badly she just couldn't reason...I'd forgive her. I'd never leave the kid alone with her in a million years and I'd want her to get help and some jail time, but, I'd forgive her. Sometimes women crave babies so badly, it messes up their minds. Besides, she's his aunt (who loves him, right? And would never hurt him), she was visiting, she had that weird Facebook page, so there is no way he wouldn't be found.  But, this crazy lunatic bitch..who is this baby's auntie..who is supposed to love him and protect him...left his six day old butt in a goddamn bag, abandoned behind a gas station in the middle of one of the worst Winters Iowa has ever had. Six days old!!! Below zero out!!! OMFG. I would have to kill her. My mind just wouldn't be able to handle that. I'd find some way to kill her and fuck the legal outcome. I would pretend to forgive her and ask jailers if I could visit. If it was behind glass, I'd stick a derringer up my hoo ha and pull it out and shoot her right in the face. If I had to wait until court time, I'd hop over the railing and tear her damn head clear off her shoulders before any guard could say boo. I would. Just the thought of someone doing that to your tiny helpless newborn, while you are still in the throws of the emotional termoil that is new motherhood would make me have to kill her. She would have to die. If I could set fire to her and burn her to death, I would, if that was my baby. Heartless bitch. It's one thing to be crazy, it's a whole 'nother thing to hurt a tiny newborn baby. I think in cases like this, it would be totally fair to let that mother at her. Put them in a room together and don't check mom's purse. And no charges for anything that happens in there. Maybe that would stop crazy bitches from being so crazy. Gawd!

10 comments:

Miss Tia said...

think of the cases where crazy women MURDER expectant mothers and cut the babies OUT OF THEM!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

That actually happened in a town next to us here. We knew the people, not well, but, eveybody knows everybody here. The mother died, but, they found the baby.

Jane said...

I think they should leave the woman out in the cold over night.

Dirty Disher said...

Naked.

Miss Tia said...

that happened in ravenna ohio back in 2000? if you google ravenna ohio andrews bica baby you should get some info....that story is FUCKED and the woman who faked the pregnancy was married to a sheriff's deputy and his brother is currently the mayor of ravenna and she fooled the whole bica family with her fake pregnancy!! she stopped taking some medication and she swelled up....after a week of the andrews woman's disappearance and the alleged birth of the bica baby, the police closed in on the bica house and she shot herself in the head....i think her name was michelle bica and the murdered lady teresa andrews....her body was buried in the garage under gravel....the baby after being checked out at the hospital was of course given to his REAL father....they questioned her husband (bica) and he really had no idea....there was photos of her and she absolutely looked pregnant....i believe he's still a sheriff's deputy too....

Dirty Disher said...

That makes no sense to me. When I got preg with Casey my husband went plumb goofy, touching the bump, feeling it kick, sneaking photos of my uncovered belly (yuk) and that dude turned out to be gay! If he knew, how the hell did she keep a secret like that from...a police officer????

Miss Tia said...

the husband and the father in law BOTH swore they felt the baby 'kick' when she said it was kicking.....if you saw pictures of her at her 'baby shower' !!! she looked 100% pregnant---no fake bump needed! i guess the power of suggestion is incredibly strong?

and you know what i always thought was the WEIRDEST part of that story? the husband of the murdered lady---whom all said had a loving marriage---got remarried 3 months later!!! and everyone just shrugged and claimed they were jevohah witnesses and that's what they did....uh??? REALLY???

Dirty Disher said...

Jesus, Christ.

mary_mary said...

OK - they know the aunt's identity; can't they just give her the gas and get rid of her for good?

Dirty Disher said...

Gas is too easy for anyone who hurts a baby.