Friday, February 7, 2014

Piece....of...SHIT

That is Jason Fuckwad Hoppy who lucked out and married Bethenny Frankel while she was obviously having a brain fart. Been there..done that. But, he's such an a-hole. He won't move out of that fancy penthouse they have, claiming (whining) it's half his. Oh, fucker. Just because you guys bought it while you were married only makes it yours by law, not morals. You know, just like we all do, that money came from Bethenney's business and nothing you contributed. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't think you should get screwed out of the whole fortune. You WERE her husband and you do take part time care of the kid. BUT, you do not deserve her apartment. She offered him MILLIONS just to move out and be on his way, but, nooooo. Spoiled ass mama's boy dug his heels in and demanded quadruple what she more than fairly offered him. And there she was, stuck with HIM in the same apartment.

She's finally had enough. He waited her out and won. She has a new boyfriend and she doesn't need Jason's ugly whiny ass fucking it up every time the dude comes over. So, she's leaving and spending more money on her own place. And you know that will fuck up the settlement if he's living in the old place and she isn't. He's just a goddamn chicken shit mama's boy whiny mother fucker and he always has been. I saw it right from the start and I used to yell at my TV, Bethenney, do not marry that big nosed bossy creep! But, she couldn't hear me. When they introduced his jesus freak controlling mother I about lost my shit. OMG. I'm surprised SHE hasn't sued for custody of Bethenny's kid. She's that weird.

Anyway, weather you love her or hate her makes no difference to me, but, you have to admit, this mother fucking whine ass Jason screwed her over good. He played her. When it comes to love, even smart girls can get played. He looks gay to me and he always played that "I'm an average private person and I don't wanna be on camera" to the hilt. All the while shoving her out of the way so the camera could get a good shot of him. Constantly. He even insulted her constantly so he could have some sort of story line. You could tell it hurt and confused Bethenny. Even a raging bitch has feelings for her husband who's supposed to support her. He never fooled me. He's a gold digger and a fame whore and he knew she was going places. Hell. She had a tv show and companies before he married her. BTW, if he was a woman pulling this shit, I would say the same thing. It wasn't your money, you only get what's fair, not all of it just because you're pissy. Get out of his house, gold digger. (That means you, Tammy Lynn, leave Melissa Etheridge the hell alone, she's way more than fair with you.) I'm sure you'll be financed enough to get your own place and it will be just fine...even if it isn't a mansion. Why do people think they deserve a mansion just for marrying someone who can buy one? That's fucked up. Just because Bethenny can afford new digs, doesn't mean she should have to. That's just unfair and greedy. He needs to set an example for his daughter and be a man. Accept what is fair and move along. Ugly gold digging fucker. Oh, and fuck your crazy ass christian mama too and her bigoted Midwestern values. If they make a tv show where you tell her you're a homo, I'll watch that. Her head will explode and gold leafed bibles will come flying out. You'll have to call an Exorcist and borrow the money for it from Bethenny. Who is probably nice enough to give it to you. I'd just send you a stick of dynamite to shove up her tight old ass.

11 comments:

connie45 said...

Out of all the reality "stars" that we are overflowing with - Bethany is the only one who ever had enough smarts and star quality in her to move up the celebrity chain. I've never watched her talk show - for me a little Bethany goes a long way - so I don't know if it's any good or not. Probably Bethany wanted to be part of a family so badly that she let her guard down and overlooked who Jason and his mommy really are. They seemed to use the death of Jasons brother as a reasoning tool to try and get their own way. Bad, bad idea!

Jane said...

I'm just assuming that there is a mortgage on the apt. Which means if she stops paying for it, he would have to. Where would he get that kind of money? If you can't pay for it, you lose it. And he would have to move. The question is, how much is she willing to lose to get rid of him?

Dirty Disher said...

Connie, you made a good point about her and her need for a family. I think that made her ignore the signs too. She even named her kid after the dead brother that Jason and his mother seemed to bring up in every episode. Hey, if anyone gets the grief, I do, but, life goes on for my other kids. They have enough grief over it of their own and they don't need to be reminded every day.

Dirty Disher said...

Jane..she's money smart and now she's Jason user smart. I'd find a way to fuck him good now that he's been such a butthole. Even if it cost me.

Dirty Disher said...

BTW, wouldn't most men want the house to go to the wife so the kid could keep her home and school and friends?? That douche thinks HE can get full custody. It makes me laugh.

Anonymous said...

If anyone is smart enough to find a way to screw him, she will, and he deserves it. What a tool to stay in their home--wasn't her office there too? If I remember when it was built/designed, her office was in a separate entrance to the apartment. He had NO reason to stay there except to be a pathetic dick. Unfortunately their poor daughter looks like him. I know ppl think she is cute, and I shouldn't say she isn't, but all I have ever seen is him when I look at that little girl : (
Beth

Cindy said...

He has always reminded me of Ben Cross, he played Barnabas Collins in the remake of Dark Shadows...

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, her office was there. I hate him.

Is Ben Cross an ugly gay man with a big nose?

Imabastard said...

if this were a women misbehaving and not moving out, you would so support her.

I remember that story with the rotting shrimps.

And you were all in favour.

Feeling hypocritical a lot lately?

Dirty Disher said...

Rotting shrimp for a lying cheat is funny. Keeping someone's house you didn't contribute one dollar to? Not so much.

Dirty Disher said...

Man, you've been reading me a long time, eh? I keep wondering why you call yourself Bastard when you don't have a penis? Just curious. That's usually a man, unless your parents weren't married. What's the deal.