I read
THIS today and was totally pissed off. Gwyneth Fucking Paltrow had the utter gall to say she works harder than any 9-5 mom. Okay, prove it. Here is the challenge. I want you to spend one month working in an office for minimum wage. That's what you'd be paid..at best. You'd be a single mom with your own two kids. You would live in a trailer or public rent controlled housing (otherwise known as a ghetto apartment) because that's what you could afford. You would share that housing next door to drunks, drug addicts, convicted child molesters and meth labs. You would decorate that apartment with used furniture found in thrift stores and not those fancy ass Hollywood 'flea markets' you brag about finding antiquities at on GOOP. You would use public transportation, because you wouldn't be able to afford a car right away. Your children would also use public transportation. You would be responsible for finding before and after school child care for them and getting them there. And picking them up. And making sure they got to and from school even when you are working. You would not use any state funded child care because they would tell you you make too much money. And even though you work full time, you would not be able to stretch what's left of your paycheck after paying child care to buy enough food. And you can not collect food stamps because you make minimum wage. You will stop buying organic produce, or much produce at all, and learn to cook tater tot casserole and hamburger helper. The day before payday you will be cooking tuna helper and serving Kool Aid with it. Because THAT is what you can afford now. And every time life seems too hard and you want to give up, remember you have it way better than most single moms who waitress or bartend. They don't even get minimum wage.
By the time you get off work and fight for all the bus or subway stops to pick up your children, it will be way past supper time when you get home, exhausted, with two cranky children. There will be no nanny to bath and feed them or do their homework from public school with them. YOU will do it. You'd better desperately hope neither child gets sick or you will lose wages at work. You will fall into bed at 10 pm totally exhausted and wake up at 3 pm because some drug addicts outside your cheap thin door are partying and you're scared. You need to decide if you're going to call 911 or if you're going to buy an unregistered cheap gun under the table. Because you'll soon figure out that 911 might never show up in your part of town. You will wake up at 5am to do the same thing all over again. There will be times when you search for a pair of kid's jeans in the dirty laundry, because you do not own a washer or dryer. You will spend your day off at the laundromat with crazy homeless people. You have to walk there carrying your laundry and corralling your kids. You will never see the inside of a beauty salon again. It costs too much. Come on, Gwyneth, I challenge to a real 9 to 5 life for a month. I say after a month of this 'easy' life, you'll be swigging a bottle alright, but, it won't be fancy oil. Take the challenge...bitch. Put your money where your big fat mouth is.
19 comments:
Brainstorming ideas for new 600 dollar shirts is hard work.
She has some fucking nerve spewing such nonsense. I want to smack her in the mouth now, she's no longer an amusing snot. She's just another dumb Hollywood spoiled rich cunt hole.
You gave her a month. I don't think she would make it to the
2nd day. These people have no idea of the reality of the life of others. I wasn't born to anything near wealth and I find it hard to realize the struggles of others.
Pat, you described my late teens, 20's and 30's. Exactly.
Someone please punch Gwen in the throat.
Well, Poor GP! Let's all give her the time off she so deserves. Never watch another of her movies/TV show/Blog/interview...none of it. Then she won't have to work so GD, f'g hard all the time, people!!! Don't you have any compassion?!!! Let's give her all the time off in the GD world. Who's in? *raises hand*
Lets see, working a 9-5 job is really easy, and juggling school, kids, home, job, bills, car repairs, meals, laundry, keeping the lights on, so, go get that 9-5 job Gwenny. Then you can relax. Bitch.
Today I looked up GOOP is a bitch. Guess what came up? Feminine leakage, lots of that, and how to F a female dog. Hand to god! That's what popped up. Wth?
And, btw. I made a quick exit from that search page! Wow.
She's a moron. Why doesn't her publicist help her keep her mouth shut? What type of name is "Goop"? I thought you were joking when you used that word. She's so strange and weird it hurts.
Why does she want to be normal? Part of me feels sorry for her deep insecurity. Like, jeesh, go on a find myself tour of the world and get over whatever rich guilt or insecurities that you have.
Hear bloody hear bloody hear. As soon as I read the blather of that utter tit, I knew you'd eviscerate her better than anyone else could.
She is everything everyone mentioned above, and then some. It's more than spending a gilded life surrounded by people who are paid to tell you how clever you are, though - it's something else with her. Maybe she is just plain fucking stupid. Especially in these god awful economic times, anyone with an ounce of grounding in reality and an iota of common sense would never have made that statement.
N.
I am raising my hand and joining the GOOP boycott. Fuck her in her entitled ass. She is completley stupid and I don't need her movies or her website ever again.
BTW, GOOP is the name of her sickening bullshit website and it was named that because that was what her sorority sisters nic named her in her fancy college that daddy and mumsy paid for. GOOP. <---gross.
I'm still mad as hell! Can you imagine that cunt in a rent controlled apartment?? With paper thin walls, appliances that don't work, a kitchen the size of a postage stamp, the monthly bug man who sprays water, bedrooms not even big enough for a regular sized bed? No mansions. No maid. No nannies. No money. And tuna helper. Cunt needs to get real. I hope she googles her stank name and finds this. She couldn't live real life in a million years.
I just did laundry today. I had to drag it all over to the old lady's house. Carried it back wet, and hung it all over the house because it's raining. It was Lissa's school clothes, lots of heavy jeans. We are having tuna helper tonight because I'm broke. Goop can come live in this shack for a week. I'll go live in one of her mansions. I could use a break.
She has zero grip on reality. I don't know why, but it just amazes me how little she knows of the real world. She would never be able to live, even as the average middle class person lives, much less how the majority (who live below that level, manage). She simply has no skills. No life skills. Without a cocoon of support people around her to "do" for her, she would never survive.
People will look at her in a new light now. I think this is the beginning of her real downfall, because women in particular, are going to wake up and realize that she truly is a self-entitled twat. She does not have any valuable insight on how to live your life better. GOOP is a sham. I would bet there are a lot of people who are secretly going to be feeling foolish, because they have been following her on her website, buying her book, etc.
Most people have feet of clay, but in her instance, that brown stuff ain't clay. . .
Christina
Tuna Helper.
Tuna salad samitches.
Hamburger Helper.
Kraft Mac n Cheese and hamburger meat.
Beans. And. Rice. ......for days......
And lots and lots of "No, Mama's not hungry, Mama ate at work." <-- that pot of beans or Mac n cheese had to last a few days!!
No need for your specialized organic fancy diet, goopful.
It's the single parent diet.
My son was over here visiting, as we say, and asked me to make him some Mac n cheese and hamburger meat. It's his favorite comfort food, still. I'm glad he has positive feelings concerning that. His daughter is fourteen and he makes it for her. That kinda makes me feel good about it, instead of shuddering when I think about it. Hard times. We had fun though.
Hahahaha I bumped into someone the other day who hadn't seen me since my son was 13 and she couldn't believe how good I look now compared to then! Seriously! My son is now 30, And I was only 48. I look better at 65 years of age than I did 18 years ago? . I can only put it down to the stress and constant busting my guts to make ends meet amd be there for my son. There is working hard and getting fuck all pay and working hard and earning a small fortune. People on high salaries who boast about how hard they work need to get a job in a factory for an entire year.
Most of what I eat this bitch wouldn't even feed to her dog that she secretly hates.
She reminds me of Pelosi. I can't stand to watch those bitches. Out of touch with the working class. I hope karma comes around to both of them and they end up poor. It's doubtful that will happen but they don't deserve their entitlements. They are just whores.
Welp, she's pissed off every working mother on the net with her big mouth, big shot talk. Let's see what happens now. She should apologise.
As someone said, I give her two days max or until the night of the first day. She has no idea what it is like to live like that.
I give my hats off to women who do this.
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