Now that some recreational drugs are becoming legal, there is a new saliva test cops can give you to determine what you're on. But, there is also...THE WARNING. This is the new drug driving test HERE. It should scare you straight, like it did me. Cough. You can choose your drug.
I'll choose Cannabis. Okay...I....am.....sooooooooooooo.... slow. Uhhhh, uhhhh, can't....find...middle....of...road. Uhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh. I...drive...not...so.....goood.
Okay, now I'm switching to Cocaine. I'd better be faster. Ohhhhhhh, yes! Indeedy! The lights are much brighter there, I can forget all my troubles, forget all my cares, I'm downtown! Where all the lights are bright! Downtown, waiting for me tonight! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Now, let's do LSD..so scary. Oh, holy shit! I'm underwater! There's a plane and floating hamburgers! The dashboard tells me to look for Unicorns! OMG! Wait..I'm a Lobster? Is this acid left over from Woodstock?
This is the stupidest propaganda I have ever seen.
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The screens under marijuana and cocaine---my vision is always like that.
And how can I make the screen for LSD my screen saver?
LOL. That would be good. Have you ever seen such nonsense? I sure never saw anything like that on acid. Or any other drug. Who comes up with this BS just to scare people? What's the point? Haven't we spent enough and had enough of the war on drugs?
Ah, the good old days. When drugs were actually drugs. The crap kids do today is just plain poison. Nothing safe about any of it.
I think if I did even one line of coke at this age (61) I'd probably have a freakin' heart attack on the spot. And all of my LSD times were fun. Curved ceilings, halos, all the cool stuff. Dancing till I would fall down in a sweaty heap. Not very attractive, but oh so much fun at the time!
some years ago there was a big test conducted by the Tuev (look it up).
People on THC drove BETTER. There were no signs of increased risk of accidents.
Science beats fearmongering.
Reefer madness. That's real you know ;-)
Bastard, I've read that. I've also watched Reefer Madness and was like, wtf?
Just wondering..I know. I have no clue what the 'in' drugs are now and what I've read about sounds like nothing I'd put in my body. But, parents thought that about weed when Nixon was president.
Remember the man's eyes in Reefer Madness? They looked like Al Jolson's.
Around hear, the big drug on a fast rise is heroin and it has really taken a toll. The kids do it, it feels good, they do some more. A lot of OD's.
There was also a driving study done by University of Iowa a few years ago, that determined the same thing.
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