Friday, March 7, 2014

Fake chef pranks morning tv hosts



This happened in the Midwest..where else, right? This dude managed to get himself on at least five morning tv programs in the Midwest with a fake book and disgusting recipes he made up to..just be gross. I actually saw him on tv and thought, omg, that's so disgusting, you have to be kidding me. Turns out he was. I turned him off, but, not before thinking, he'll probably get his own program on that gross food channel. (Which has become nothing but a joke.)

So, how stupid are these morning newscasters and their retarded producers?? How can this idiot get himself and his disgusting advice on television? How stupid do they feel about going along with him? How can you stand there and let someone tell you that the average person eats a pound and a half of shit a year..literal shit..and you agree with him? How do you eat a mashed potato cone with corn sprinkles with a straight face? What the fuck is wrong with them? It blows my mind.

He's also a yo-yo 'expert' who doesn't know one trick and doesn't even have a yo-yo. He got himself on Conan that way. I think Conan knew what was up, but, maybe not. The whole thing is beyond bizarre. HERE is that clip. I don't find him funny at all. I do find him extremely ballsy though.

PS..I particularly liked the food clip where the 'newscaster' asked him if her mashed potato's had butter, was that still okay? And he said, yes. Umm, yeah, because it's fucking garbage to begin with and no one in their right mind would recommend it, let alone eat it.  I'd like to think I'd have told him, on air, to go fuck himself. In a nicer way, of course. As it was, I just flipped him the bird and flipped the channel. But, nothing shocks me anymore. The world has become completely stupid.

Note... at one point in flim I posted, he asks if the host is familiar with the work of 'GG Allin'. That should have been a clue. HERE is a link to Allin's 'work'. It is NOT safe for work. Chef Kieth has balls of fucking steel.

2 comments:

Jane said...

I got curious about G.G. Allin so I looked him up. I have never heard of him. Now I know why. Wish I could forget what I saw.

Dirty Disher said...

I knew of him only because Cobain talked about him in an old interview. Cobain said he'd never seen Allin in person because he was afraid of him. I had to look him up then. I found out, not only did he preform naked, but, he was famous for assaulting his fans on stage. Both physically and sexually. He also liked to defecate and smear himself and his audience with it. He made sure he achieved this goal with the use of laxatives. I found him disgusting, but, his band was actually good. His lyrics were nothing but repetitive anger. They were awful and so was he. What a waste of a good punk band. If you want to see truly bizarre, look up his funeral.