Thursday, April 3, 2014
Bill wouldn't be surpised if aliens visited
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Jimmy Kimmel seemed to be trying to get Bill Clinton to admit aliens have been around, but, he tip toed and side stepped around the question. He yapped about how there are billions of stars and planets out there and how our universe is getting bigger. (Bla, bla, tell us something we don't know.) He said it's increasingly less likely that we are alone. (That was the best thing I heard from him.) When Kimmel prodded, Bill swore he didn't know, but, he wouldn't be surprised if we were visited someday and he hoped it wouldn't be like Independence Day, a conflict. He also told Kimmel that when he was President he sent staff to Area 51 and assured him that there was no alien life there at that time. (Life being the key word in Bill's 'truth' telling.) His 'research' also included the 1947 Roswell documents.
I'm reading between the lines here. You have to with this guy. He was also the President who assured us on national TV that he had 'never had sex with 'that' woman'. Yet it came as no surprise later to find out, that in his world, he never actually had sex with Monica, because he did every normal and perverse thing you can do sexually with another person, EXCEPT put his presidential dick in her political groupie vagina. So, knowing that's how he reasons his truth, I'm thinking, no, you didn't find any living examples of aliens at Area 51, they've been moved. Or they're dead now and preserved there. We have aliens here. We have aliens visiting and watching too. Admit it, Bill. You were curious just like the rest of us, only YOU were the fucking President of the United States and you had access to all of it. There are no aliens, that you know of at Area 54, just like you never had sex with THAT woman. You just stuck cigars up her hoo ha, masturbated onto her dress and then smoked the stogie. I gotcha.
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That's because HE is the alien! Hillary IS the alien. They are what aliens look like, People! And they do have positions of great power. Naturally. Research people!!! Heads Up, they are already here. And they run the show.
Uhh huu. Reptilians, I presume.
He wants a Martian hummer, that's all.
I think they are already here, somewhere.
I was watching some cable show a few days ago, and they said that past presidents had access to whatever extra-terrestrial information there was. I don't remember which president it was, but maybe LBJ? He played golf (and drank a lot) with Jackie Gleason, and afterwards took him to some top secret areas regarding aliens. Supposedly JG was depressed for days afterwards.
They also said that when Jimmy Carter was finally allowed access, it greatly depressed him. He was seen sitting at his desk, with his head in his hands, crying. I don't know if any of this is true, but there was enough rumor, reports from surviving family (Jackie Gleason's wife) or staff to make these claims in a TV show.
I think that Bill Clinton is an amazing politician, and say what you want about him, he did balance the budget. Our country was in a better place. Probably he surrounded himself with good, competent people.
He was using his "slick willie" persona to deflect any direct questions.
Christina
Christina, now my curiosity is in overdrive! Im going to have to see what I can find about this.
If Bill isn't saying No, then he's saying Yes. It's,always got him into trouble.
I always liked Bill and Hillary too (she's one smart cookie, except when it comes to him), but, I agree with you guys. He's saying yes by not saying no. He seemed nervous about it. Exploring aliens is the only reason to become pres, if you ask me.
Hillary can never get away from the massacre she let happen in Benghazi. It will haunt her from now on. I hope. If she runs for president, she's a fool. With her health, it will kill her. Given that she's already basically had 1 stroke. And do we really want them in there for another 8 years? Co-presidency. And it would no doubt in my mind last 8 years or till she was unable to "rule." And we need some new leadership. We've done the Clinton's & the Bush's. It's time for a new look. Even Barbara Bush thinks so. She doesn't want Jeb to run. President Jeb? Seriously? It's gotten to be just one big clusterphuck of the same old shit bags. Henry Kissinger is the real president anyway. Always has been.
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