Monday, April 21, 2014
Blowhan had a miscarriage
Lindsay now says that during the last part of the OWN filming, when she was late, absent or a complete neurotic screaming mess, she had a miscarriage. Oh, and didn't happen to mention it to the reality show producers or her buddy Oprah. Yeah, right. How do you try and get Oprah to stop icing you and ruining your career? Hmm. Let me think like a crack head. Oh, I have it! Tell the bitch you had a miscarriage and hope she can relate because she once had an unwanted baby. Shit yeah. Lindsay "I was sick. And mentally, that messes with you." There you go, Oprah, now lay off. No one can prove it didn't happen. We all know it didn't happen, but, fuck it. Crack Head lost her bayyyy-bah. Waaa! It could have been the next president!
Crack Head Blowhan Liar Pants should thank the powers of the Universe that photo shop can turn this mess into...
....into this. She recovers quickly, doesn't she? Let's all send her some panty liners. She'll need them for the next time she pisses Oprah off.
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Lindsay having a baby is a terrifying concept. Can you imagine how chemical that little fetus's environment would be? She would probably squat down for a potty break, deliver a baby, and walk away, wondering what that dragging sensation in her crotch is, while the baby drags along the ground behind her.
Of course that is if the baby was actually real, which I don't believe it ever would be. It's just another story. Another lie.
Christina
Her toxic body could never get pregnant. Wait, crack babies are born everyday. So, it IS possible. Except, it's Lilo. We know her job is to lie. So, I don't believe her. At all. And Oprah knew all this was bound to happen, she was banking on it. Oprah is a "Mean Girl"! Have you been keeping up with what she did to her father's wife? WOW! The Mail has Part 2 of her interview today. "Negroes in the house!" That's how she announces their visit! The woman refused to ever sign a confidentiality agreement with Oprah, so, the woman needs to write a damn book so she buy herself a house to live in. Oprah is a bitch. Oprah forced her into foreclosure and then scooped up her house! What a GD f'g bitch! Then evicted her from the house she gave them, had built for them. And her father is a real winner. His side piece is called "one tooth". LMAO! And he's in his 80's! I would SOOOO read this woman's book. Write it!!!
How is she even getting a magazine cover anymore? I do not get it. She is very cheap, is my only guess.
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