Thursday, April 17, 2014

'Lindsay' on OWN cancelled

Blowhan's reality show got the pink slip from Oprah's people. The gossip suggests Oprah is not happy with Lindsay's bullshit, her lying to Oprah's face and getting shit faced and being filmed that way for gossip blogs, but, not OWN. Also for her chronic lateness and lack of professionalism.

The truth is, Oprah looks a fool here. Oprah once compared herself to Jesus, early in her career. She has distanced her royal self from those comments now, but, I think that's how she sees herself. The mighty Oprah thought she could simply order Lindsay sober and that a Lohan reality show would bring huge ratings to her network and she'd look like the miracle worker. She was so wrong, it was funny. Lindsay is a mess and the show was totally boring, because Linds wouldn't let OWN film anything real. Now Oprah is seriously pissed at the Blow. Lindsay brags about how she can direct dial Oprah to chat. Oprah will now ice her bad. Oprah will never talk to the Blow again. In fact, Linds will not be able to get the secretary of the assistant to the secretary of Oprah's assistant ever again. Oprah will never mention, much less promote anything Lindsay does again, even if she wins and Oscar.

When Oprah is done with you, you are dead to her. I can't really stand Oprah, but, I know how powerful the woman is. This ice out will close many doors to the Blow. Oprah knows some powerful people in Hollywood. She owns some powerful people in Hollywood. This should be interesting to watch, but, when Lindsay is turned down in auditions, Oprah's name will never be mentioned. Mark my words, the Blow fucked herself this time. She'll be lucky if she can work for Vivid in the future. It's straight to cable gone wild. (More than usual.) On the plus side, Lindsay basically said, Fuck Oprah, and you gotta love that. It takes some balls. Lindsay is not stupid, she just can't be bothered. It blows my mind.

BTW, that's her Coachella outfit. I am disgusted that a music festival is more about weird fashion than music now days, but, fuck it. That dress thing must have been inspired by some stupid old hippy, right? It's all the hippies fault.

Interesting choice of jewelry there, Blow. Golly gee, I wish I could figure out the meaning.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have to say, all the Coachella pics I have seen are GenX poseurs wearing tie dyed, embroidered, destroyed cut offs, tons of beads and bracelets, braids, floppy hats, mocs, boots and heart shaped shades. Yea, real original. I actually wanna spit when I see that. THATS the shit WE invented. Our generation lived that shit. We wore what we had, we embellished it because it had a hole or we painted it because it was a wooden clog, torn lace, tie dyed?...pulleez. It actually pisses me off. I bet not one of the young kids there even knows who played at Woodstock or Monterey Pop Festival!!! They never heard of Janis or Jimi or Jim. Except because of the "27" club. Excuse me, kiddos... I blew up those peoples records as a kid, even before they were a huge deal,still do. I grieved with my friends when each and every one of them died, and still remember each time it happened. So, the kids that think they are so f'g cool at Coachella, can suck it. Hard. That said...Lilo is a loser. There is actually a pool for betting when/if she enters the 27 club. She doesn't have much time. I don't think she will. She's a vodka drunk, her liver will kill her when she's 46. not 27. Oprah is a bitch too. And she got the deep freeze from Michelle Obama. So, I have to laugh. She was going to f'g move in to the Lincoln Bedroom. LOL. yea, that never happened. I think the fence has been mended somewhat. But she did NOT campaign for BO in 2012. So, she knows how the deep freeze feels. And from the prez himself. She deserves it. I'm glad it happened. And of course she would have F'd BO. Hellz yea. She wanted to be his Marilyn!

Dirty Disher said...

Best comment of the month. Maybe longer. Thank you. Got a name?

Anonymous said...

This post is so on target. Oprah does own a lot of Gollywood and Santa Barbara as well....where Michael Jackson lived. I can't believe that Blow is still alive. I thought she would have OD'd by now. I don't think that is too far off.

Anonymous said...

Why can't Everyone ice the whole Lohan family? I'm completely sick of all of them and have been for years.
Oprah seems to have lost her instinct a long time ago. She's backing losing ventures now.

Anonymous said...

Nobody gives a shit about the Kardashians either, it's what the public wants. Ask Vogue.

Imabastard said...

since 'the old ones' copy everything the young ones come up with, it is only just that the young ones do the same.

One thing that might would help:

people over 50 stop acting like they are 20 or 30.

You are old. Face it.