Monday, April 28, 2014

The fall of the last confirmed bachelor

Well, he may not be the last, but, he is the most famous. George Clooney is engaged to Amal Alamuddin, a human rights lawyer. Why do these guys always pick chicks with names I can't spell?? Anyhow, I figured this was total bullshit, since George has always implied he'd rather cut his wang off with dull steak knife than marry anyone. He hasn't had a serious relationship with someone he hasn't cut a check to since his pet pig died. But, it seems to be true. The couple has not confirmed it, but, they haven't denied it. Which in Hollyweird is the same as an announcement. His mother, yep, his own mama, DID confirm it and says she couldn't be happier. She claims Amal is a lovely woman and that George and Amal are 'intellectual equals'. I sort of choked on that one. I mean, George has never been called a dumb ass, but, an intellectual? Really? Oh, what evs.

 

Maybe he can sing that to Amal on their wedding night. I've heard intellectuals like that sort of thing. His wedding plans don't perk my radar at all, but, it WILL be interesting to watch the heads of his former paid escorts spontaneously explode.

9 comments:

Jane said...

His pig died? Now that upsets me. I wonder if that women knows she's taking the place of his pig.

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO! I dunno, but, his love of that old pig was epic. There are photos on the net.

Anonymous said...

He's not a bachelor, he was married so he's just another bloke with baggage.
Bubble at home

connie45 said...

I think he has a political agenda and the connections she has would come in very handy indeed!

Anonymous said...

Isn't it his own fault if he wasn't spending time with his intellectual equals before? How smart can he be if it always takes him exactly 18 months to figure out each new gf isn't up to snuff?
His mom didn't say what level of intellect they have, only that they're matched in that dept. And no matter how pretty he used to be, his friend Brad Pitt always struck me as weak upstairs. I don't give AJ any credit for being brainy either, since everything she's given credit for is something thousands of women have done before her and better than her.

Anonymous said...

I side with Connie. I think that there is some networking going on there, and that is the basis for the relationship. I also think that some of the commentary on the net regarding the whole Cindy Crawford/Randy Gerber and pairing of the women and men, was chafing his giblets. Regardless of whether he would ever admit it or not, this is a good way for him to put all that to rest (he probably thinks).
Personally, I think he peaked a long time ago, and is on the downhill slide at the speed of a streamlined brick. No sex appeal anymore. At. All.
Christina

Anonymous said...

Totally an upgrade for him. But for her? Meh, I wouldn't say that. And she has adandoned her work lately to travel all over the world with him. He probably figures he will need a wife in his old age. Not even joking. His young buck days are well behind him. His hair is almost as white as his dads. If they actually get married, I will be shocked. And I don't really even care. But Stacy is really pregnant right now and seems happy. Is this some kind of gesture to her that he's ok w/o her? Cuz, this was sudden and very soon after she started talking about being pregnant. It just seems very orchestrated to me. I love him In "O Brother..." but he's not my cup o tea. W/e.

Anonymous said...

He has said he cannot run for office, unlike his dear ol' dad. He has way too many skeletons in his closet. But he can't be any worse than Arnold! And it has not hurt Arnolds career one bit and now he's dating young chicks. Dude is OLD! So, maybe in Cali he could run. But I don't think he's into it for himself. Maybe she's going to run? I could see him enjoying that ride. You couldn't pay me to ever live in Cali tho. Ugh. Awful place to live. Poverty is growing worse by the day there. The Uber Rich and the Poor. thats all you get out there. A shit apt in W Hollywood goes for thousands a month. And who wants to live in W Hollywood? F that shit.

Anonymous said...

George cannot sing! LOL. The group that did the song are great , however. Love that damn movie.