Who's Paul Ryan?

Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan says he can balance the federal budget by 2023 and he wants to kick the ass of that Obama Care Plan. HERE. Is he a serious contender for President? He hasn't said he's actually going to run yet, but, he's in the news for his serious looking budget slashing ideas. All these dicks want to be the big guy, don't they?

Forgive me, I'm not very political and I don't keep up like I should. What do you know about this dude? I got a weird feeling when I looked at his pictures, like, I should remember him. He's listed as a Republican on bio pages. Then why are the Dems cheering for him? See, no wonder I get confused. He's also Catholic and has said some creepy things in the past about poor people. Sarah Palin said his budget plan is a joke, but, he said he's a big fan of hers. Ick.

You know what really scares me about this dude? He looks like a character from Mad Men. He could be Don Draper's half brother. That alone could get him elected. It doesn't speak well for the American voters, most of whom seem to be redneck, pearl clutching, right with the load, Palin lickers around here. Oh, fuck it. I'm going to go read celeb gossip. At least I know where I stand with Goopy.

PS.. related article...a member of Congress argues inflation with the rest of Congress using helpful photos of Big Macs. Because they're all slightly retarded. No offense to real mentally challenged people, who are actually more qualified for Congress. Congress can now order lunch without the help of an aide, but, they still can't calculate the delivery person's tip. Fuck them. It's not in the budget.